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Ask Mr. Modem! - July 2010     
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Touchy Typing

Q.  I find that when I'm using my laptop, the cursor jumps all over the place without any apparent provocation. I am not aware of touching anything when that happens. Is there a setting to prevent this from occurring?

A.  The problem you describe is usually caused by accidentally contacting the laptop's touchpad when typing. Most laptops have a small switch or other method of disabling the touchpad. If you can't locate a switch, there will be a setting you can change to disable it, which is what I do. I prefer using an external mouse, so I disable my laptop's touchpad right off the bat. Typically, it's a BIOS setting that is accessed during the startup process, but contact your computer manufacturer's Tech Support to determine how to disable it, as it varies by computer.

If you don't want to disable the touchpad, you'll just have to watch where your hands and wrists are positioned to keep them away from the touchpad. Some people place "insulation," like a little pad or a few yellow stickies on the touchpad to make it less sensitive, so some experimentation may be in order, as well. 


Q.  Is there a simple way to determine the number of files within a folder without having to make a manual count?


A.  You sure can. Right-click any folder, select Properties, and in the Contains: field it will show how many files are in the folder. In addition to the Contains: field, the Size: field, not surprisingly, displays the size of the folder which can be useful in determining if the contents of a given file or folder will fit on a CD, thumb drive, or other storage device.


Q.  I have a good friend who believes her teenage daughter is involved in some questionable online activities. Is there a way that she can keep an eye on what sites her daughter is visiting and what she's doing online?


A.  For absolute monitoring of every keystroke and every bit of activity that occurs, Spector for Windows (http://tinyurl.com/3rrv6b) works like a surveillance camera. It takes a snapshot of whatever appears on the computer screen, saving it all in a tamper-proof, hidden location on your computer's hard drive. Spector ($69) can automatically take a picture as frequently as once every second or at longer intervals, if you prefer.

Your daughter's -- oops, your good friend's daughter (wink-wink) won't even know Spector is installed, but even if the young perv did know, she could not prevent it from memorializing her every antisocial, disgusting, and/or criminal online activity.


Q.  I am using Microsoft Office 2007. When I click the Office button in the upper left-hand corner to access recent documents, none are ever listed. How do I get it to show documents I recently accessed? Thanks for being there, Mr. M. I love your weekly newsletter.


A.  Thank you. (For information about subscribing, please visit www.MrModem.com). It sounds like the value for Recent Documents is set to zero, but you can easily check and adjust that: Click the Office button, then click Word Options (in Word 2007) or Excel Options, or PowerPoint Options at the bottom of the Office Menu. Go to the Advanced tab and scroll down to the "Display" section.

Set the value for "Show this number of Recent Documents:" to 12 or 15, or something other than what currently appears, then click the OK button. That should do it.


Mr. Modem's DME (Don't Miss 'Em) Sites of the Month

altMD.com
A wonderful online destination that provides detailed information on more than 200 wellness specialties and 400 health conditions. The site includes thousands of expert articles, videos, blogs, travel destinations and other resources, plus access to 300,000+ health and wellness-care providers throughout the U.S.
www.altmd.com

Travel Chums
Would you prefer to travel with another person rather than going it alone? Register for free and search to find others with a desire to venture to the same destinations you do. Paid memberships are also available and provide a few additional benefits. You can narrow your search by a number of factors, including age, gender, and religion, and you can specify whether you're looking for friendship, perhaps a little romance, or somebody to simply share expenses.
www.travelchums.com

Twinkies Facts
The Twinkie, long recognized as the cornerstone of any well-balanced diet, was created in 1930 by James Dewar, a plant manager at the Continental Baking Company. From its humble beginning as "Twinkie Fingers," today more than 500 million Twinkies are produced every year. Despite urban legends that suggest the shelf life of a Twinkie is measured in decades, according to Hostess, the actual shelf life is 25 days per Twink. Before he departed for the Big Cupcake in the Sky at age 88, Mr. Dewar (this is true) said that the secret to his long life was to "eat Twinkies every day and smoke a pack of cigarettes." What, no bourbon?
http://tinyurl.com/2g6ub3k

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Ask Mr. Modem! - June 2010     
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Regain Cursor Control

Q.  My mouse cursor used to automatically land in the correct spot when I had to click OK or CANCEL or make some other selection, but it doesn't do that anymore. How can I get that feature working again? It was very handy and saved a lot of mouse maneuvering.


A.  What you're describing is a mouse pointer setting, so go to the Control Panel > Mouse > Pointer Options tab and place a check mark beside "Automatically move pointer to the default button in a dialog box," followed by Apply > OK. (Windows 7 users, go to Start > Search and type in "Change mouse settings" then click the Pointer Options tab.)

It doesn't work in every instance because there isn't always a default button, but by configuring it in this manner, it will automatically move to the OK (or other) button in many situations. 


Q.  I want to single-space the title page of a Word document, then double-space and line number the rest of document. How can I accomplish that?


A.  Word uses single-spacing by default, so there is nothing you have to do other than type your title page as you normally would. To double-space other text, highlight the data, then click Format > Paragraph and under Spacing, click Double > OK. To add line numbering, click File > Page Setup > Layout tab > Line Numbers button. You'll see the line-numbering options there.


Q.  The time on my computer appears as 24-hour military time. How can I change this to the normal 12-hour display?


A.  You didn't mention what version of Windows you're using, but you should be able to go to the Control Panel and double click the Regional and Language Options icon. On the Regional Options tab, click the Customize button, then the Time tab, followed by the down arrow next to the Time Format box. Select h:mm.ss and click OK twice to save and exit. If you want "AM" or "PM" to appear with the time, use h:mm:ss:tt. (Windows 7 users, click Clock, Language and Region in the Control Panel, then Change the Date, Time or Number Format.)


Q.  I am trying to copy photos from a folder on my hard drive to something called an SD card to use in a digital picture frame. Every time I try, I get an error message that says, "Cannot copy file. The disk is write protected. Remove the write protection or use another disk." I've used two different SD cards with the same result. What am I doing wrong, Mr. M?


A.  An SD card is a Secure Digital card, which is a flash-memory device widely used in digital cameras, handheld computers, PDAs (personal digital assistants), cell phones, GPS receivers, among other devices. The problem you describe is a fairly common one, and the fix is about as low-tech as you can get: Place a small piece of tape (Scotch tape will do nicely) over the tiny switch on the SD card, then insert it again. It will work fine.


Mr. Modem's DME (Don't Miss 'Em) Sites of the Month


Cooking Light
Your online guide to eating smart, being fit and living well. No, seriously. Here you can search, browse, and review thousands of healthy recipes. The Healthy Life section includes tips on fitness, beauty, travel, nutrition, and maintaining a positive attitude in the absence of sugar. The Community section provides access to topical bulletin boards where you can post your tips and questions or read what other participants have to say.
www.cookinglight.com

How Old is Your Brain?
Don't be alarmed that this site appears in Japanese; consider it part of its charm. Click Start, then wait for the 3, 2, 1 countdown. The objective is to memorize the number positions as they appear on screen, then click the circles in the same positions, moving from the smallest number to the largest number. After ten sequences have been completed, it will reveal how old your brain is. (Pray for double-digits.)
http://tinyurl.com/yvq36y

Airline Seating
If flying today makes you long for the comfort that canned sardines enjoy, the SeatGuru can help. Here you'll find seating diagrams for most aircraft so you can select the best seat possible, along with reviews and rankings of the best and worst seats on most major airlines. Trivia Alert: According to the airline industry, most "air rage" incidents occur when a thoughtless lout slams his or her seat back to a quasi-reclining position. Keep that in mind the next time you're inclined to recline.
www.seatguru.com

U.S. Hospital Finder
Type in your address, city and state, or just your ZIP code, then click Search. The hospitals closest to you will be displayed on a map. Click a hospital for details such as address, phone number, URL, number of beds and services it provides. Information is included on more than 6,000 U.S. hospitals. No registration is required -- for the Web site, not the hospitals.
www.ushospitalfinder.com

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Ask Mr. Modem! - May 2010     
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Are Updated Drivers Necessary?

Q.  I read an article that recommended checking for updated drivers using Driver Agent (www.driveragent.com). I discovered that only the scan was free, but it cost $29.95 to download the seven updated drivers it said my computer needed. I'm not having any problems with my PC, so do I need to spend this money for these drivers? Your advice would be greatly appreciated.


A.  My philosophy, as often expressed in my weekly newsletter (www.MrModem.com), can best be summed up by the old adage, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Even with my own computers, as long as everything is working perfectly, I feel no need to play "Mr. Tweaker" and try to fix something that isn't broken.

If a printer, for example, stopped working at some point, I would go to my printer manufacturer's Web site, locate the area where I can check for updated drivers, and download them for free. There is nothing inherently wrong with a site like Driver Agent in a pinch, but it's rarely necessary to pay for updated drivers, if needed. Bottom line: Save your money.


Q.  I recently installed Microsoft Office 2007, and now when I send a Word document attached to an email, no one is able to open it. What can I do about this?


A. Word 2007 introduced a new file format for documents. Previous versions of Word used the .DOC file format. Word 2007 uses the .DOCX format that older versions, and other word processing programs, cannot read. The good news, however, is that you can save your documents in the old format.

To do that, with your document open in Word 2007, click the Office button in the upper left-hand corner, point to Save As and select Word 97-2003 Document. In the "Save As" window enter a file name for your document, then click the Save button.

If you want Word 2007 to automatically save all your files in the old format, click the Office button and at the bottom of the drop-down menu, click the Word Options button, then click the Save tab. Locate "Save files in this format" and change it from "Word Document (*.DOCX)" to "Word 97-2003 Document(*.DOC)." Click OK to save your changes and exit.


Q.  I would like to know if I can save one or two paragraphs from a document to a thumb drive without saving the entire document?

A.  To save text to another drive -- and it doesn't matter if it's a thumb drive, a pinkie drive, a Sunday drive, or any other type of drive -- first save the excerpted text as a file on your computer's internal hard drive, then copy the file to the external drive. To do that, select (highlight) the text you would like to save, right-click and select COPY or press CTRL +C.

Go to your word processing program, or you can use WordPad (under Programs > Accessories > WordPad), and click once to place your cursor in the new document, right-click and select PASTE or press CTRL + V. The text you copied will pop onto the screen. Click File > Save As, and save this excerpted text as a file. You can save it anywhere you wish, including to your Desktop.

Once it's saved, copy it to your thumb or flash drive. To do that, right-click the file you just saved, select COPY, then go to your thumb drive by opening (My) Computer, right-click the thumb drive's icon and select PASTE. The file will be copied to your drive.


Mr. Modem's DME (Don't Miss 'Em) Sites of the Month

13 Things That Do Not Make Sense
Here you'll learn about some of the greatest mysteries of science, including the 1977 "Wow" Signal from Outer Space, the Placebo Effect, and Cold Fusion. (Note: The tiny default font used on this site is the 14th thing that doesn't make sense, so click View > Text Size if you need to increase the size of the display font for easier reading.)
http://tinyurl.com/ce4mj2

Test Your Geography Knowledge
If you were shown a picture of South America, would you be able to point to Uruguay? Or how about Eritrea on a map of the Middle East? Put your geography knowledge to the test with these humbling -- very humbling -- quizzes.
www.mccollam.com/fun/geoquiz

WalkScore
This site calculates the  "walkability" rating of neighborhoods. The score is based on the number of businesses, services and other destinations within walking distance of a given address. Ratings range from zero ("driving only") to 100 ("walkers' paradise"). WalkScore inspired me to conduct my own walkability study. The protocol I followed involved getting up off my chair and going for a walk around my neighborhood. Website, shmebsite. There are some things you just have to do for yourself. 
www.walkscore.com

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Ask Mr. Modem! – April 2010     
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Temp Files: To Delete or Not to Delete?

Q.  Is it safe to delete everything in my Temporary files folder?  I notice that some of the files are several years old, while others are only a couple of days old. Can I delete everything and wipe the slate clean?


A.  C:\WINDOWS\TEMP is a folder set aside for files that a program creates while it is running. If you open a document in Microsoft Word, for example, the program creates a number of temporary files to keep track of editing changes so you can undo them later, if necessary.

It's safe to delete everything in your C:\WINDOWS\TEMP folder, except files that display the current date, because those might be in use or needed while a program is being used. Anything older than the current date is fair game. To delete your temporary files, using Windows Explorer (Windows Key + E), navigate to your C:\WINDOWS\TEMP folder and click View > Details. Click the "Modified" or "Date Modified" column headings to sort the files by date.

Select files that are dated before the current date by clicking the first file you want to delete, holding down the SHIFT key and clicking the last file. All files between your first and last selections will be highlighted. If you need to delete non-contiguous files, meaning files incapable of spreading disease -- no, wait, that would be non-contagious files. Sorry. If you want to delete files that aren’t next to each other, hold down the CTRL key, instead of the SHIFT key, and click only the files you want to delete. Once your selected files are highlighted, press the DELete key.


Q.  I bought an external drive that requires a USB 2.0 port. I’m not sure what my computer has? How can I tell?


A.  A quick visit to your Device Manager will let you know if you have USB 2.0 or USB 1.x, so right-click My Computer > Properties > Hardware tab > Device Manager button.


Scroll down and click the little plus (+) sign in front of “Universal Serial Bus Controllers.” Look for “Standard Enhanced PCI to USB Host Controller." The wording may vary, but the key word is "Enhanced." If it's "Enhanced," it's USB 2.0; If it's not, then it's USB 1.x. As a low-tech alternative, plug in your device and see what happens.
At best, it will work; at worst, it won't.

Q.  I bought a new printer so I need to uninstall my old one. Can you explain how to do that? I’m using Windows XP, if that matters.


A.  To remove your old printer, click Start > Printers and Faxes, then right-click your old printer icon and select Delete. You'll be asked to confirm the deletion.


Removing your old printer may not remove extra drivers and/or support software, so you may need to remove those items manually. To do that, go to your Control Panel > Add/Remove Programs, and look through the list for anything that relates to your old printer by name. If you find something, click to select it, then click Remove. If anything fails to budge, use the free Revo Uninstaller.
www.revouninstaller.com.

Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


Online Einstein
No, this isn’t my new Web site, but thanks for thinking of me. Those who  are interested in learning more about the man behind the Theory of Relativity and E = MC Hammer, will enjoy this informative site. Be sure to visit “The Gallery,” a virtual tour of Einstein's personal papers, notebooks, diaries, and other documents that reveal major influences in his life and work.
www.alberteinstein.info

Palabea
An online educational Web site and social community that provides the opportunity to learn and practice foreign languages. Palabea users can access video lessons, podcasts and multimedia educational material, plus information about language schools. Users can also engage in online conversations in a foreign language and either play teacher or assist others. The three “official” languages of Palabea are English, German and Spanish, but you can connect with individuals speaking everything from Afrikaans to Vietnamese, but sadly, not my native tongue, Tagalog.
www.palabea.net

Whichbook
If you have ever had a hankering to curl up with a good book that aligns with your mood, here’s an unusual and innovative way to locate just the right match. The process begins with a few questions to help narrow down what it is you're looking for in a main character or setting; are you looking for a story that is both unpredictable and a little sad, or perhaps a challenging book that's inspirational -- but not so inspirational that you'll be inspired to get off the couch? Recommendations are accompanied by each respective book's availability in libraries throughout the U.K. Non-U.K. readers need not despair, however. The recommendations are excellent, regardless of your location.
www.whichbook.net

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Ask Mr. Modem! - March 2010     
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Emailing to the Masses

Q.  Is there a program you can recommend that will help me with my non-spam mailings to approximately 160 addresses? My current email service provider limits me to sending to 25 recipients at a time, so I have seven different mailing lists that I have to use.


A.  Any mail service is going to have some limitations on the number of addresses you can send to at one time, though most will allow more than your current provider. Gmail (www.gmail.com), for example, is a free, Web-based mail service that lets you send to approximately 100 addresses in a single mailing.

Be sure to double check email addresses of recipients before clicking the Send button, though. Your account will be disabled if a large number of "undeliverable" mail bounces back as a result of incorrect, invalid, or nonexistent email addresses. You don't want to be branded as a a spammer. (What would the neighbors think?)

There are also mass-mailing software programs such as YL Software (http://tinyurl.com/yj4cool) and DynamicMailer (http://tinyurl.com/yl26jj5), or if you run a Google search for "mass-mailing software," you will find other options. Since you only have 160 names on your list, I would suggest trying Gmail. That will save you the expense of purchasing additional software and reduce the number of mailing lists you're using from seven to two.


Q.  I need to look in my Windows Registry to check something. The instructions I have tell me to go to the Start button, choose Run, and type in "regedit." I can't do that with Vista because there is no Run option. Can you help me, Mr. M?

A. In Vista, right-click the Start Button or orb > Properties > Customize. When the Customize Start Menu screen appears, scroll down and place a check mark beside the "Run command" checkbox, followed by OK > Apply > OK. That will add the Run command to the Start menu. In Windows 7, type the command (in your case, "regedit") into the Start > Search field and press ENTER instead of using the Run command line. You can also press the Windows Logo Key + R to display the Run dialog box.


Q.  When I open JPG attachments, they default to Microsoft's Photo Editor instead of Picasa. What do I need to do to change from Windows Photo Editor to Picasa?

A.  Right-click any JPG image file and choose the "Open With" option from the menu that appears. You will be presented with a list of installed programs that you can use to open JPG images. Select Picasa from the list and check the box next to "Always use the selected program to open this kind of file," followed by OK. If you don't see Picasa in the list, click the Browse button and navigate to your Programs folder. In the Picasa folder, click to select Picasa.exe or Picasa2.exe (the name may vary slightly), then restart your computer.

The next time you encounter a JPG file, Picasa will spring to life and display the picture. You can also use Google's Picasa to edit a photo, post it on a Web site, print it, or email it to someone else.


Mr. Modem's DME (Don't Miss 'Em) Sites of the Month

Clumsy Crooks
Who doesn't enjoy a story about a crook doing something incredibly stupid? For example, there's the would-be purse-snatcher who grabbed a bag from a lady walking her poodle and made off with a bag of poop. Or the doofus who offered two undercover cops crack cocaine if they would give him a ride. (They did.) Or how can it not warm the cockles of your heart to read about the bank robber who ran out of a bank and was run over by his getaway-car driver? You'll find many similar heartwarming stories at the Clumsy Crooks Web site.
www.clumsycrooks.com

Hand Lines
According to this site, hand lines are a reflection of the experiences of the central nervous system, and the lines and grids on your hands are a way for one's brain to express itself. I checked out my hand lines and apparently my brain is telling me, "Your hands are old and wrinkly." I thought that was a bit harsh. If you're into this kind of thing, break out the granola and the wind chimes and have fun.
http://tinyurl.com/yejvabr

WebCrosswords
Crossword puzzle enthusiasts won't want to miss this site. You can play in either "Regular" or "Master" mode (if you dare), and in the likely event you get stuck, stymied or flummoxed, click the "Solve" tab to  reveal a letter, a word, or the entire puzzle. These daily, theme-oriented crossword puzzles are fun and will keep the old neurons humming. A little timer in the upper right-hand corner is informative, humiliating and stress-inducing.
www.webcrosswords.com

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Ask Mr. Modem! – January 2010     
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The Case of the Missing Gigabytes

Q.  I have a Dell, 160GB hard drive. While checking the size of the drive in My Computer, I discovered that my C: drive has three partitions: a 71MB, a 4.27GB, and a 144.67GB. Adding those three together, I get a little over 149GB, so there seems to be approximately 10GB missing. Where did it go?


A.  The apparent discrepancy is caused by differences in the units of measure associated with megabytes and gigabytes, one unit being rounded off, and the other not being rounded off. (Anybody getting a headache yet?  If not, keep reading.)

Disk capacity is measured using decimal kilobytes (KB), megabytes (MB), and gigabytes (GB). In decimal units, 1KB equals one thousand bytes, 1MB equals one million bytes, and 1GB equals one gazillion bytes -- okay, okay, just kidding. It equals one trillion bytes. But for file sizes, memory, and just about everything else computer related, for some strange, mysterious, and eternally confusing reason, we use binary kilobytes, megabytes, and gigabytes. In binary units, 1 KB equals 1,024 bytes, 1MB equals 1,048,576 bytes, and 1GB equals 1,073,741,824 bytes.

To convert your disk's 160GB decimal to binary units used by the rest of Windows, you have to divide by 1.073741824. Let me see if I can do it in my head. Nope. Not a prayer. Breaking out the official Mr. Modem simulated plastic slide rule (with faux Naugahyde sheath), the result is approximately 149GB -- which is close enough to what you calculated. So when all is said and done, there really are no missing gigabytes. Mystery solved.


Q.  I’ve been a subscriber of your excellent weekly newsletter for years, but I’ve never seen this question addressed: I suffer from RSI (Repetitive Strain Injury), so I have to find keyboard shortcuts for most of what I do at the computer. When reading articles online, every Web site requires a mouse to click the “Next Page” link. How can I move to the next page by keystroke instead of mouse click?


A.  Using the Web pretty much assumes you are using a mouse, though that does pose a problem for many people in your situation. There is a way around it, however, by pressing the TAB key. Repeatedly pressing the TAB key will move from one link on the page to the next. When it reaches the link you want (such as “Next Page”), press ENTER to execute the action. SHIFT+TAB reverses direction through the links which may be faster if the link you're targeting is near the bottom of the page. Pressing the END key takes you to the bottom of a page; the HOME key takes you to the top.


Q.  I have one telephone line and dial-up access to the Internet. Is there a way for me to be notified of an incoming call while I’m online, so I can go offline and answer the phone?

A.  BuzzMe.com (www.buzzme.com) is a service that will display a window when an incoming call arrives, so you can then decide whether to accept the call or reject it. There are several BuzzMe services available that range in price from $14.99 per year to $47.90 per year. The BuzzMe Notify service provides notification of incoming calls. Complete information can be found on the BuzzMe.com Web site.


Q.  Sometimes I receive an email of an appointment in Outlook. Is there a way to forward this to myself on a certain day so that when I open my email, it will serve as a reminder?

A. After you compose or prepare to forward a message, instead of clicking Send, click the Options button (on the Send menu bar). Under Delivery Options select “Do not deliver before:” Date/Time options will appear from which you can select and schedule the date and time when the message should be sent. Close the Options menu, then send the message. The email will be saved in your Outbox and will be sent when the date and hour match the scheduled date and time selected.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


AllMyFaves
A colorful, NASCAR-like search engine that includes what AllMyFaves considers to be the best sites in each of 41 categories. The categories aren’t listed alphabetically, which would be helpful, but AllMyFaves gets an “A” for originality, regardless. Try it a few times and it will grow on you.
www.allmyfaves.com

Seafood Watch
A program of the Monterey Bay Aquarium (oh, the irony), created to raise consumer awareness about the importance of buying seafood from sustainable sources and to provide reliable fish facts to help us make informed purchases. Use the Seafood Search to find your favorite seafood’s rating. Ratings range from “Good” to “Call the paramedics!” Each fish selected includes a consumer note, health alerts, and a summary. Hint: If you’re planning to have giant scallops tonight, you might want to think twice about that. Ixnay on the allopsscay. 
http://tinyurl.com/22r7zn

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Ask Mr. Modem! – December 2009     
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Windows 7 Tips

Q.  Now that Windows 7 has been released, what’s your impression of it and do you have any new-user tips?


A.  I’ve been using Windows 7 since its initial beta version and I remain impressed. I would characterize it as Vista, but without the quirks. (I’m being diplomatic.) Bottom line, Windows 7 is a good, solid operating system and at least at this stage, Microsoft appears to have redeemed itself from its V-word debacle.

If you are using Windows 7, or if it’s in your future, I added a new Windows 7 section to my weekly “Ask Mr. Modem!” newsletter (www.MrModem.com). Heading into its tenth year of publication, each week I deliver helpful, easy-to-understand tips for all versions of Windows, as well as prompt, personal responses to subscribers’ questions by email. 

As far as Windows 7 tips, here are four little “teaser tips” from my newsletter:

1. The Show Desktop feature that was used to minimize all open windows in XP and Vista has been replaced by Aero Peek. Peek is enabled by mousing over a “glass” rectangular area in the lower right-hand corner of the screen, to the right of the time display. When you mouse over this little panel, all open windows are hidden and replaced by window outlines. If you prefer the older style “Show Desktop” effect, click the little panel instead of mousing over it and all open windows will minimize. 

2. Gone, too, is the Quick Launch bar in Windows 7, but the new Taskbar effectively serves the same function. If your Win 7 Taskbar is taking up too much room because of its large icons, right-click the Start orb, click Properties > Taskbar > Use small icons > OK.

3. If you drag one window to the left side of the screen and another to the right, the windows will instantly resize, each filling half the screen, so you can easily use them side by side. Love it!

4. Windows 7 includes a number of new keyboard shortcuts. A few of my favorites include: The Windows (Logo) Key + G displays gadgets in front of other windows. The Windows Key + Up maximizes the current window, while the WinKey + Down minimizes the current window. The WinKey + Spacebar causes all windows to become transparent so you can see through to the Desktop, and the WinKey + (+ or -) will zoom in or out. 


Q.  I downloaded a font that I like, but I can't figure out how to install it in my word processor. I followed instructions, but the font doesn't appear in the list of available fonts. Can you help, Mr. M?


A.  In this instance, don’t install your new font into the word processor itself, install it in Windows where other programs can then access it. To do this, using Windows Explorer, for example, copy the font file into your C:\Windows\Fonts folder, or whatever folder is appropriate for your system if it's configured other than in this manner, which is typical.

Then go to Control Panel > Fonts > File > Install New Fonts. In the Add Fonts dialog box, navigate to the C:\Windows\Fonts folder, or whatever folder is appropriate on your system. Double-click to open the folder.

Under "List of Fonts," click to select your new font, then click OK. Restart your computer and the font will then be available for use in all Windows programs, including your word processor.


Q.  I understand there are methods and devices that can transfer 35mm slides to a hard drive or CD. What can you tell me about them and where can they be purchased?


A.  There are a number of methods for converting slides to digital images that are described in detail in the following articles: “Converting Your 35mm Slides to Digital Format,” at http://tinyurl.com/tze8j, and “How to Convert 35mm Slides to Digital,” at http://tinyurl.com/yjofg6j.

There are also devices that can perform the conversion (http://tinyurl.com/yl6oedl), or you can use any number of professional services, such as Larsen Digital Slide Scanning at www.slidescanning.com/slides.htm.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


Roadside Peek
Get comfy and enjoy an open-road journey back through time. Travel old routes (including the legendary Route 66) across America. See the old motels, bowling alleys, drive-in theatres (remember drive-ins?), neon signs, petrol pumps, tacky tiki villages, and other roadside treasures. The site’s default font is a bit small for my trifocals, so if you want to enlarge the font, click View > Text or Zoom in your browser or press CTRL and the + sign.
www.roadsidepeek.com

Shakespeare Insult Kit
Shakespeare was, of course, a brilliant writer, but he also had a cutting wit that could skewer an adversary faster than you can retort, “Says who, thou fobbing, earth-vexing dewberry?" Use this site to create your own Shakespearean insults. Choose an entry from each of three columns, string them together, precede the phrase with "thou," and you've got an insult worthy of a 17th century poet, thou calumnious, muddy-mettled mumblemews.
http://tinyurl.com/yez5m9v

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Ask Mr. Modem! – November 2009     
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Silencing Windows

Q.  How can I stop the sound I hear when I shut down my computer? I hate that sound, it’s so annoying, it makes me want to throw my computer out the window!
I’m using Windows XP, if it makes any difference.


A.  Go to your Control Panel > Sounds (or Sounds and Audio Devices > Sounds) tab. You'll see all the various sounds listed, including one for “Exit Windows,” so just click any that you don't want to hear and select "None" for the sound to be played. Click Apply > OK when you're finished. From this point forward, the only things you’ll hear will be the sounds of silence. (I feel a song coming on…)


Q.  You’ve mentioned using MSCONFIG to disable programs that launch at startup, but the MSCONFIG utility doesn’t seem to be present on my computer. How can I get it, or is that even possible?

A.  Normally, to use MSCONFIG, you would click Start > Run > type MSCONFIG, press ENTER, then click the Startup tab. If your system doesn’t have the MSCONFIG utility (Microsoft omitted it from Windows 2000 for no apparent reason), or it’s not functioning properly when you attempt to launch it, you’re not out of luck.

A free utility called the Startup Control Panel (www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml) solves that problem. Double-click it after it’s been downloaded and you’ll be able to see every program that’s launching automatically each time you start your computer. To enable an item, place a check mark next to it; to disable it, remove the check mark. 

For more information about using MSCONFIG -- which every PC user should be aware of -- you are cordially invited to read my cleverly titled “MSCONFIG” article at http://tinyurl.com/yea4tmg.


Q.  When I create Word documents, I sometimes have spelling errors, but I don’t always catch them when I go back through a document looking for the red squiggly line that appears under each error. There must be a way to jump right to the errors, isn’t there?


A.  Yes, there sure is. Look for a little “book” icon on the Status bar, at the bottom of your Word document window. If the icon has an X on it, Word has detected a misspelled word or grammatically challenged sentence. Double-click the book icon to quickly move to the offending text. Right-click the book icon to configure options for spelling and grammar. Hint: The Word Status bar is a little sliver of a bar at the bottom of a Word document, just above the Windows Start button and Taskbar.


Q.  I’m trying to print an Excel spreadsheet, but I cannot figure out how to avoid printing the letter and number designations along the top and left side of the sheet.  I have tried redefining the print area to no avail.  Do you have any suggestions?


A.  You can select any print area you wish by highlighting it, but there is a little trick to it beyond that. If you don't want anything but the data on a spreadsheet to appear -- no column or row headings or anything else -- select the area you want to print, then click File > Print Area > Set Print Area. That will place a dotted line around your designated area. Click File > Print > Selection > OK and only your selected text will print.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


Intelligence Tests
Six IQ tests are just a mouse-click away, patiently waiting to torment you. Test No. 1 consists of 33 fill-ins such as “26 L of the A.” You would naturally type in “letters of the alphabet.” Piece of cake, right? (cackle, cackle) Tests 2 through 5 consist of the same type tests, each one being progressively more difficult. Be prepared to be humbled -- very humbled.  
http://intelligence-test.net

Yugster
The concept here is simple: Yugster sells one product a day and when whatever quantity it has to sell is gone, that’s it. For example, as I was writing this, yesterday the item of the day was a Plasma and LCD Care-Cleaning kit. At Best Buy, the retail price was $36, but I could buy it on Yugster for $19. Lucky me. Today, the item du jour is an atomic digital clock with wireless weather forecaster for $25.95, which is 50 percent less than what other retailers are offering this fine item for.  
www.yugster.com

ZIPskinny
Get the skinny on any ZIP code. Simply enter your ZIP code to review U.S. Census data and comparisons with neighboring ZIPs. Information provided includes education, household income, occupations, age, sex, racial demographics, as well as some geographical information. It never hurts to know your neighborhood’s latitude and longitude. 
www.zipskinny.com

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Ask Mr. Modem! – October 2009
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Create Scrolling Screensaver 

Q.  I would like to create a scrolling message on my screen to welcome my daughter home from college, but I can't seem to figure out how to do that. Can you help me with this, Mr. M?


A. Absolutely! Go to your Control Panel and click Display > Screen Saver tab. (Vista users, go to Control Panel > Appearances and Personalization > Screen Saver.) Using the drop-down menu under Screen Saver, click to select Marquee (select 3D Text in Vista), then click the Settings button. You will see where you can enter your welcome message, adjust its position, select your text style, color and related aesthetic tweaks.


Q.  I’m using Gmail, thanks to your recommendation, and I really like it. I often send email to the same list of people. How can I do that in Gmail, Mr. M?


A. You’ll need to place your list of recipients into a group. Once you create the group, type in the group name and let Gmail (www.gmail.com) do the rest.

To create a group from existing contacts, select Contacts from the left-side navigation bar. Place a check beside each of the contacts you want to add to the new group, then click the Groups drop-down menu and select “Add To New Group.” Type in a name for your new group and click OK.

To address a message to the group, create a new message, then type your email address in the To: field. Next, click Add Bcc: and type the name of your group in the Bcc: field.

The list will be automatically expanded so you will see the individual group members in the Bcc: field. You can then add or remove addresses, as you wish.


Q.  My Start menu’s list of programs in XP displays three columns, but the third column, the one farthest to the right, is so far to the right that it is unreadable. Can I move it more to the left?


A.  I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you can't move it to the left. Those columns are automatically adjusted as wide as needed to accommodate the length of the longest program’s name. One thing you can do, however, is right-click any long program names, select Rename, and make each name shorter. For example, if you rename Microsoft Internet Explorer to “IE” and Windows Media Player to “WMP,” and similarly, shorten the names of other longer-named programs, you will have much narrower columns.

As an alternative, right-click the Start button, click Properties > Customize > Advanced. Scroll down the list and select Scroll Programs, followed by OK. This will cause your programs to appear in a single, scrollable column instead of fanning out to the right. (Bonus Tip: If you want to place programs in alphabetical order, right-click an entry, then select Sort by Name.)


Q.  I know this is an unusual question, but do you know if there is anything online that can test for color blindness? Thanks, Mr. M.


A.  Before disseminating any information of this type, for purposes of full disclosure, I am not a doctor, nor do I portray one on television, though I do believe in the healing powers of chicken soup. With that caveat, there is a color blindness test located at the appropriately named ColorVisionTesting (http://colorvisiontesting.com) Web site. The site features standard color vision tests in which colored objects and numbers are “hidden” within several circular fields of dots. There is also a pediatric color-vision test for children, and a view of the world through a color-blind person’s eyes. The default font on this Web site is large and easy to read. How refreshing.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


Marketing IQ Test
The test consists of 20 questions that will evaluate your ability to recognize companies and products by their associated marketing efforts, such as an item’s logo, tagline, mascot, etc. The test has a cheesy game show feel to it, and a jaunty little tune plays in the background while you select your answers from the multiple choices presented.
http://tinyurl.com/n5h3bw

The Dorcus Collection
A collection of men's fashion photography from the ‘50s, ‘60s and polyestered ‘70s. Caution: Some of the language on this site is a bit on the coarse side, so sensitive readers or those easily offended, please be forewarned.
http://tinyurl.com/ktj8a5

The Good Earth
View stunning images of this little pellet we call Earth. Images are taken by satellites, the Space Shuttle, and the International Space Station. This multimedia tour allows you to experience the Earth as you have never seen it before. There is a choral-music sound track that accompanies the slideshow that I could do without, though the voices of the Apollo 8 astronauts from their first transmission in 1968 is interesting. A full, 244MB version is available for five dollars, though I found the Web-based freebie to be out of this world.  
http://tinyurl.com/n7th3c

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 Mr. Modem September 2009

 Cyberspace: What is it?
 
 Q. What does “cyberspace” mean? I see it all the time associated with the Internet.

 
 A. The term “cybernetics” was coined by Norbert Wiener in his 1948 book “Cybernetics or Control and Communication in the Animal and the Machine.” Catchy title. He used the term in reference to the control of complex systems in the animal world and in mechanical networks. Expanding on that 38 years later, author William Gibson, in his 1980 science-fiction thriller “Neuromancer” used the word “cyberspace” to define a Rod Serlingesque dimension of time and space that begins when data is transmitted, and ends when it is received. For example, when you send email, the data leaves your computer then subsequently arrives at a destination mail server. During that brief time in transit, the data exists in an electronic time warp known as cyberspace.
 
 
 Q. I use Outlook Express for my email. How can I transfer all my messages and mail folders from my old computer to a new computer?
 
 A. The Outlook Express Backup Genie (http://tinyurl.com/6lz9a) is a helpful utility that saves messages, settings, address books, mail accounts, blocked senders lists and signature files to a compressed backup file, which can be easily restored to the same computer or to another computer. You can try the Backup Genie for 15 days and it’s $39.95 to purchase.
 
 Though the program’s name suggests that its primary focus is Outlook Express, it will also backup and restore data from Outlook, Eudora, IncrediMail, Opera, Netscape Messenger, Netscape Mail, PocoMail and several other applications.
 
 If you only have a few messages that you need to move from one computer to another, instead of copying a message from one computer to another, simply forward the email to yourself, then go online with the second computer and retrieve your email. As ridiculously low-tech as it sounds, I’ve been using this technique for years and it works like a charm.
 
 
 Q. I know what an email filter is, but can you explain the difference between a negative email filter and a positive email filter?
 
 A. A negative filter is created to block email based on the sender’s name or address, words used in the Subject line or body of the message. In other words, there’s a negative connotation associated with the email: You don’t want to see it, so you create a filter to block it or route it directly into the trash. Conversely, a positive email filter is created for email addresses of people from whom you do want to receive messages, such as friends, colleagues, family members and, of course, Mr. Modem. Positive filters bring messages to your attention. A filter's action may change the color of the message header, play a jaunty little tune, or transfer the message to a designated mail folder.
 
 
 Q. A Web site that I need to visit displays a message that says that I have to disable all pop-up blockers first. It says something about a Windows update that enabled a pop-up blocker. Does this make any sense to you, Mr. M?
 
 A. Yes, it sure does, and it’s easily resolved. When one of the large Windows Service Pack updates was installed, it enabled Internet Explorer’s pop-up blocker by default. To disable it, click Tools > Pop-up Blocker > Turn Off Pop-up Blocker. That’s all there is to it.
 
 
 
 Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month
 
 Birthday Statistics
 Type in your birth date and this calculator will tell you how many hours and seconds you have been alive, beginning with the date of conception. Okay, perhaps a little too much information, but it also presents the top songs of the year of your birth, your equivalent age in dog years (Mercy!), and the amount of heat generated by all the candles on your birthday cake. If this won’t ruin your birthday, nothing will.
 http://tinyurl.com/2f8zg
 
 Blinkx Video
 Here you’ll find more than 35 million hours (approximately 4,000 years, give or take) of video, in case you have some free time. Search for TV news clips and other video snippets from more than 500 media partners. Lots of humorous content, as well. New video continually arrives, fed by robotic ‘spiders’ that comb the Web looking for video content.
 www.blinkx.com
 
 Newser
 An online news aggregator that scans Internet news sources and delivers news in concise summaries, together with photos, video, audio and links to original stories. Newser editors select the day's top stories from more than 100 sources, along with items from lesser known sites that are frequently overlooked. News is presented in a nine-square grid pattern for fast and easy reference. If you wish, you can increase the grid to 21 tiny squares that are so difficult to read, it will give you a headache. You can also decide if you want hard or soft news. Registration is free.
 www.newser.com
 
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Vini, Vidi, Tweeti
(“I came, I saw, I Tweeted,” from the original Latin)


I would like to share a few thoughts with you this month about an activity that clearly marks the end of civilization as we know it: Twittering. The New York Times heralded Twitter as "one of the fastest-growing phenomena on the Internet." My doctor tells me to be leery of fast-growing anythings, so perhaps that’s part of my concern. That being said, let’s start with the basics:

Twitter is a free service predicated on the question, “What are you doing?” By composing short, 140-character messages, you can share with the world that you are standing in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles, eating a tuna sandwich, or watching your dog chase its tail. If compulsively posting such digital drivel is not enough of an incentive to get out of bed in the morning—which is, of course, another event you’ll want to share with others—you can also follow the mundane activities of other peoples’ uneventful lives—including neuron-numbing celebritwits. At no time in the history of interpersonal communication has the phrase “Get a life” been more appropriate.

To get started with Twitter, go to twitter.com and click—well, “Get Started.” Provide the information requested and in seconds you will be twittified. Congratulations! You passed Twitter’s rigorous admissions screening. During the sign-up process, you will be asked to provide your email address and password, which are used to import your contacts. If you’re less than enthusiastic about that prospect—as well you should be—obtain a free Gmail (www.gmail.com) or other disposable address and use that instead. 

Next, create your personal profile in which you can reveal as much or as little about yourself, as you wish. Hint: Less is more. The final dreadful step is to build your network by importing email lists, contacts from Instant Messaging services, or you can locate unsuspecting friends and family members with the search engine at search.twitter.com. Search by entering your interests, quirks, fetishes and peccadilloes, which will produce a list of individuals who share similar disturbing characteristics that you can then elect to follow. 

“Following” someone is akin to adding a person to a contacts list or as a Facebook friend, except the twirp (Twitter relationship) is a one-way street. Nobody sees your updates unless he or she chooses to follow you. I quickly discovered that lemming-like individuals will start following you shortly after you start following them. Creepy? Absolutely. 

Once you begin stalking—excuse me, following others, their updates (called “tweets”) will appear on the Web or in a Twitter feed to one or more designated devices. In the likely event someone gets on your nerves by posting too many senseless tweets (an oxymoron if ever there was one), you can remove or block the serial tweeter. There are many ways to post your own tweets, including logging into twitter.com and entering your life-altering updates into the field provided. Third-party applications are available to streamline this process and eliminate the need to visit the site on a recurring basis.

To thoroughly research this sociological phenomenon, I immersed myself in the twit culture (and I use the term loosely) for a period of two months. As a professional journalist for more than 25 years, I cannot adequately articulate the pride I felt as I typed (“twyped,” in terminally cutesy TwitterSpeak), “Lilly coughed up a fur ball.” I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking, “Pulitzer for Mr. Modem, at last!”

On the plus side, I found Twittering to be harmless—if you don’t count the liquefaction of my frontal lobe into cerebral gruel. (A condition, some might argue, that predates my foray into the Twittosphere.)

As Twitter itself enthusiastically chirps, “With Twitter, you can stay hyper-connected to your friends and always know what they’re doing,” which begs the question, “Who cares?” During my Twitterfest, I learned that GomeZorb had the flu and stayed home from work—apparently to Twitter (a phenomenon known as social notworking), NeoPunk misplaced his iPod, and DrizYChick made oatmeal. Could it be any more exciting?

Why anybody would feel compelled to share the excruciatingly tedious minutia of their life is bewildering; why anybody would want to read it is even more puzzling. I am willing to concede, however, that perhaps I’m failing to grasp the bigger picture, so this is your opportunity to set me straight: Are you a-twitter over Twitter? If so, what positive impact has it had on your life, and if you have any heartwarming, inspirational, or socially redeeming tales of the tweet, email me at MrModem.Feedback@gmail.com. Deteriorating minds want to know. 

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Ask Mr. Modem! – July 2009     
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AOL:  Is There Life Beyond Time Warner?

Q. Is it true that AOL is going out of business or is going to just disappear?

A.  Not exactly, but it is important for all AOL users to be aware of what’s happening. Last month, Time Warner announced that it will jettison its AOL subsidiary by the end of this year.

Attempting to put a positive spin on the unceremonious dumping of AOL, Jeffrey Bewkes, Time Warner CEO, said (with a straight face), "We believe AOL will have a better opportunity to achieve its full potential as an independent Internet company."
Sure it will. 

AOL today is a mere shadow of its former self.  In 2002, users peaked at nearly 27 million. Currently, AOL has approximately six million subscribers, and this announcement is expected to result in a spike in migration as AOL users flee to greener digital pastures.

If you are currently using AOL, you effectively have two choices: You can stay with AOL and see what happens (last one out, please turn off the lights), or you can join the tens of millions of former AOL users who have moved to other Internet access providers. I’ll be providing additional information and updates about this ongoing development in my weekly newsletter (www.MrModem.com).


Q.  I received two .PUB files, which I assume are Microsoft Publisher files. I don't have Publisher, and I don’t want to buy it, so is there some way I can convert the files into Adobe .PDF format, which I can then open?

A. Yes, .PUB files are Microsoft Publisher files and the good news is that you can easily convert them to the .PDF format by using PDF Online (http://tinyurl.com/pj22k8). When you go to the site, select the .PUB file that you want to convert, enter your email address, and click Convert to PDF. The converted file will be emailed to you within minutes. 


Q.  When I’m using the Google search engine with Internet Explorer on my PC at work, after I type in the first few letters of my search term, a drop-down list appears. If I entered the same information before, I can select it from the list. My computer at home, however, does not provide this drop-down list. How can I get a similar list to appear on that computer?

A.  The feature you are referring to is called AutoComplete. To view the settings for AutoComplete, in Internet Explorer, click Tools > Internet Options > Content tab, then the Settings button in the AutoComplete section. Click the check boxes for some or all of the options you want to use. In your case, be sure to select Forms, but you may also want to select Web Addresses, Username and Passwords on Forms, and Prompt to Save Passwords, as well. Click OK twice to save your changes and exit. 


Q.  I have Windows XP, Outlook Express and Office 2007. I speak English, but I can only get French in the spell-check. How can I get an English spell-checker?

A.  When you install Office 2007, spell checking in Outlook Express works very well -- as long as you want to spell-check in French. That's because Office 2007 initially replaced old files that spell-checked in English, Spanish and German. According to Microsoft, the new version of these files contained within Office 2007 are incompatible with OE-6. (Isn’t that just peachy?) The easiest way to resolve the problem is to install a third-party Spell Checker for OE (http://tinyurl.com/k2xcv). This problem was resolved in a subsequent Office 2007 update.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


Congressional Votes
Hosted by washingtonpost.com, here you can browse an extensive database of every vote cast in the U.S. Congress since 1991. You can search by aggregate votes on a given issue or by individual member of Congress to determine if your representative is truly representing you, or if he or she is asleep at the switch. The site is updated several times each day.
http://tinyurl.com/px7zh9

Flight Status
This was created for Palm-type, hand-held computers, but I use it as a no-frills, cut-to-the-chase, bare-bones, stop-with-the-hyphens, flight-information center to enhance my going-nowhere-in-a-hurry lifestyle. Here you can quickly obtain flight status, departures and arrivals, flight alerts, airline and airport information, security wait times, and current airport delays. If you prefer the full-frills version, visit www.flightstats.com.
http://tinyurl.com/y6g7gm

Universal Leonardo
No, not DiCaprio, the other Leonardo. This unusual site is a celebration of the genius of Leonardo da Vinci’s work. Through a series of linked exhibitions and scientific investigations, new dimensions of the “El Da-Vee” (as he was known in the ‘hood) legacy are revealed. From the home page, click Browse, then meander through Paintings, Manuscripts, Inventions, and Drawings. One can easily spend hours on this site, so get comfortable, and it wouldn’t hurt to have a few snacks standing by.
www.universalleonardo.org

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Eavesdropping on Internet Activity

Q.  I have reason to believe that some inappropriate things are occurring with a member of my family on the Internet. Is there any way I can monitor what is happening online when I’m not around? Thank you so much for being there, Mr. Modem. I don’t know where else I’d turn.

A.  There is a software program called Spector that will do exactly what you want. When you install it, Spector runs invisibly, so no one is aware of its presence. Even if it is discovered -- which is highly unlikely -- it cannot be easily removed or disabled.

Spector (http://tinyurl.com/3rrv6b) works like a surveillance camera, taking a snapshot of whatever appears on the computer screen and saving it in a hidden location on your computer's hard drive. A few seconds later, Spector takes another picture. In fact, Spector can automatically take a picture of the screen as frequently as once every second.

Spector ($69) will record all chat conversations, instant messages, emails typed and opened, all Web sites visited, all programs launched, all keystrokes entered, anything and everything that occurs on the computer and on the Internet. You can return to the computer a few hours, a few days or even weeks later, enter your password, and review exactly what transpired on that system in the interim.


Q.  Would I be wise to switch all my email to Yahoo! from my present ISP?

A.  I see many, many people doing that these days, switching either to Yahoo! Mail (http://mail.yahoo.com) or Gmail (www.gmail.com). There is a definite trend in that direction, primarily because Web-based mail is so reliable, plus it eliminates the need for an email program such as Outlook Express, Eudora, Thunderbird, etc. There is also the added convenience of being able to access mail from any computer with Internet access. In addition, when it’s time to purchase a new computer, because your mail resides on Yahoo’s or Gmail’s servers, there is no need to transfer mail folders, settings, or configure a new email program on the new system. Using your browser, you simply log into your mail account and you're off and running.

You can also create a free, “disposable” address at Yahoo! Mail or Gmail and use it for online shopping or for Web site or product registration purposes, in order to prevent spam and other annoying follow-up messages from cluttering up the inbox of your primary email account. 

While it ultimately is a matter of personal preference, Web-based mail does make a lot of sense and has many advantages. I prefer Gmail over Yahoo! Mail, but you can’t go wrong with either one.


Q.  My new computer shows time in the 1:30 PM format. I prefer the military version of time, that being 13:30. How can I change that? I’m using Windows XP.

A. To display military time, go to your Control Panel  > Regional and Language Options > Customize button > Time tab and choose HH:mm:ss from the drop-down menu.  Click Apply  > OK to save and exit.


Q.  My Outlook Express suddenly has what I would describe as a lower panel of sorts that I did not have before. How can I get rid of that?  I can drag it up or down, but it is confusing, and I know it wasn’t there before. Thanks, Mr. M.

A. What you’re describing as the “lower panel” is the Outlook Express Preview Pane, that enables you to view messages without actually opening them. If you click to select a message in your Inbox (the upper panel), the body of the message appears in the lower panel. To disable it, click View > Layout and remove the check mark to the left of “Show Preview Pane,” followed by Apply > OK.



Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


How-To Videos
Arguably one of the best collections of “How-to” videos on the Web. All videos are free and cover topics ranging from “How to Play a Ukulele,” to “How to Make a Blueberry Smoothie,” to “How to Give Your Cat a Bath” (Good luck!)
http://learnhowto.tv

Infowisps
A collection of interesting yet incredibly useless trivia. For example, did you know that U.S. President William H. Taft had a speech impediment? In particular, throughout his life he said “snausage” instead of “sausage,” and since he was a rather portly gentleman, he was nicknamed “Baloney Bill.” How’s that for trivia?
www.infowisps.blogspot.com

Safety Alerts by Email
Product recalls of toys that can injure, various and sundry safety- and health-related issues, including reports of Listeria, Salmonella and E. Coli-contaminated foods -- which, coincidentally, sound like the ingredients for a Mr. Modem family picnic. Free, comprehensive, up-to-date safety alerts delivered to you by email. This site is so informative, you'll never leave the house again. It's simply too dangerous out there.
http://tinyurl.com/2ytvdz


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Ask Mr. Modem! – May 2009     
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The Perils of Remote Access

Q.  The person who recently repaired my computer set it up so he will be able to remotely fix problems in the future by taking control of my PC. My question is this: Am I exposing my personal financial information to him, even if it’s on a memory stick in the USB port of my computer?

A.  When you provide remote access to your computer, you are giving carte blanche access to your system. Any data on your hard drive is accessible, as is data on a floppy disk, zip disk, connected external drive, or memory stick in the USB slot. It's truly no different than if your repair person sat down at the keyboard and used your computer.

As long as you have full faith and confidence in your computer-repair person, you should be fine. But if you don't want him to have access to certain data, you'll need to remove it from your computer. For example, if you have the data on a memory stick, simply remove it from the USB port.

Having said that, most computer repair folks are honorable people who do not make a habit of rummaging through data -- but they certainly could if they were so inclined. As a matter of protocol, remote access should never be implemented without your permission, as owner of the computer.


Q.  Your weekly newsletters have helped this old mind become more computer literate, so thank you for that. My question is this: I had a dial-up connection at one time, but I am now using DSL service. My problem is that the dial-up box continues to appear, sometimes knocking me off a Web site I’m visiting. Can you help me? I’m using Internet Explorer.

A. Your computer is still trying to connect to the Internet by dialing. You can resolve that by opening Internet Explorer and clicking Tools > Internet Options > Connections tab. Click to select the setting that says "Never dial a connection," then click OK to save your changes. That will prevent the pesky prompt from popping up in the future.


Q.  How can I stop addresses from being automatically added to my Outlook Express address book? Thanks for your help, Mr. M. 


A. There is a setting in Outlook Express that automatically adds people to your address book when you reply to a message. To disable this feature, open Outlook Express and click Tools > Options > Send tab. Click to remove the check mark beside "Automatically put people I reply to in my Address Book," then click OK.


Q.  I know this is way out of your field, but I’m working on a sewing project and I need to know how to make a continuous bias strip for covering cords. Is there somewhere online I can look?


A.  I don’t even know what a continuous bias strip is, but thanks to Google (www.google.com), even a stitch-challenged person like me can find the right answers. Using Google, I searched for “How to create continuous bias strip.” Of the search results that appeared, http://tinyurl.com/2edtaz and http://tinyurl.com/cvko4m look particularly promising. You might also want to run similar searches on YouTube (www.youtube.com) and WonderHowTo (www.wonderhowto.com) for video tutorials. 

Google is a remarkable search tool that is under utilized by most users. If you familiarize yourself with its advanced search features and techniques, you’ll be able to find just about anything and very quickly. The GoogleGuide (http://tinyurl.com/apzkr) is a search enthusiast’s dream-come-true, combining Google’s many features in one suitable-for-laminating cheat sheet.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month

The Diaries of John Quincy Adams
It sounds like a snoozer, but it’s really not. Here you can learn about the fascinating life of America's sixth President. The site contains a complete digital collection of Adams' personal diaries, which he began in 1779, when he was 12. Diaries can be searched by volume, date, or selected pages of his 51 volumes, comprising 14,000 pages -- which begs the question: When did he have time to do anything else?
www.masshist.org/jqadiaries

Hairstyle Gallery
Say goodbye to those dog-eared hairdo magazines at your local salon; it’s time to hairness the power of the Internet to select a new hairstyle. Browse the Hairstyle Gallery, which contains thousands of photos of well-coiffed individuals. Search by color, texture, style, celebrity, length, face shape, or in my case, “Where did it go?” (I don’t care what anybody says, I’m not losing my hair; I’m getting prematurely pink.)
http://hairstyles.hairboutique.com

World-O-Meter
Statistics about population growth, the environment, and other large-scale topics can be difficult to grasp. The World-O-Meter tracks statistics, some frightening and some amusing, such as the Earth’s current population, the rate of forest loss, the number of bicycles produced annually, the amount of money Americans spend on perfume, and many others.
www.worldometers.info

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Ask Mr. Modem! – April 2009     
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Remove Spellcheck Errors

Q.  I have a problem with the dictionary in Microsoft Word. My grandson managed to add a number of misspelled words to the spell-check. Can you tell me how I can remove the misspelled words? Thank you for your wonderful newsletter. I learn something new in every issue.

A. In Word, click Tools > Options > Spelling & Grammar tab > and the Dictionaries… button to the right of CUSTOM.DIC under “Custom Dictionary:” There is usually only one dictionary listed under “Custom Dictionary.”

Next, click the Edit button on the “Custom Dictionaries” screen. A warning will appear advising that when you edit a dictionary, the automatic spell-check function is disabled.

A new window will open that displays a list of all the words that have been added to your spell-check dictionary. You can either click one word at a time, followed by the Delete button, or you can select several words by holding down the CTRL key on your keyboard as you click to select additional words, then click the Delete button.

When you have removed all erant entries, save your changes by clicking click OK in each of the three windows that you opened.

Editing the custom dictionary in Word 2007 is a bit different. (Why Microsoft decided to rearrange everything in Word 2007 is beyond me.) Open Word 2007, then click the MS Office button located in the upper left-hand corner of the window. This will open a two-column menu.

In the lower right-hand corner of this menu are two buttons. Click the Word Options button, followed by Proofing in the left-hand column, which will display your proofing options on the right side of the window.

Click the Custom Dictionaries button. Unless you have created your own dictionaries, there will be one listed, so click that dictionary, then Edit Word. Highlight the misspelled words and delete them. To save your changes, click OK in each of the windows that you opened.

Note: After removing the misspelled words, to enable automatic spell checking again click Tools > Options > Spelling & Grammar and place a check mark next to “Check spelling as you type,” followed by OK. 


Q.  I took a nice picture of my garden that I would now like to use for my background. How can I do that?

A. There are two easy methods for establishing a photo as your Desktop background or wallpaper: Go to the folder where your photo is located and right-click the photo. From the menu that appears, select “Set as Desktop background.”

Another method is to use an image-viewer program such as the free Irfanview (www.irfanview.com). When viewing a photo in Irfanview, click Options > Set as wallpaper, then click either “Centered,” “Tiled” or “Stretched,” to display the picture.


Q.  I use the TAB key to advance to the next field when I’m filling out online forms, but occasionally I get ahead of myself and need to go back. Is there a way to tab backwards without having to use the mouse?

A. Using the TAB key is the easiest way to move from one section to the next in a form. With your fingers already on the keyboard, it is faster to reach up with your left pinkie and press the TAB key than it is to take your hands off the keyboard, grab the mouse and move to the next field. To reverse direction, hold down the SHIFT key and tap the TAB key and you’ll move back through each previous field.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


20 Most Amazing Coincidences
There is an old saying that there is no such thing as a coincidence, but whether you believe in fate or not, it is hard to argue with the fact that sometimes extraordinary circumstances conspire with uncanny synchronicity. This site presents a highlight reel of happenstance that will challenge even the most skeptical of visitors.
http://tinyurl.com/2b8f2g

Family Caregiving 101
If you're caring for a loved one who is ill or disabled, this site was created with you in mind. It's a great place to find assistance, answers, new ideas and helpful advice for caregivers and individuals receiving care.
www.familycaregiving101.org

Vintage Toy Encyclopedia
Stores today are filled with high-tech gadgets that provide children with mind-numbing entertainment that does little to foster creativity or imagination. By comparison, the simpler toys of yesteryear seem quaint and outdated. “Where do I insert the batteries for Mr. Potatohead, Daddy, or is it wireless?” The toys in this virtual encyclopedia are divided into three main sections, "Action Figures," "Dolls," and "Toys and Collectibles," then listed alphabetically within each category for easy browsing.
www.toyNfo.com

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Ask Mr. Modem! – March 2009     
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Use AutoCorrect to Automate Word  

Q.  Every time I open a program on my XP computer, it is listed in the lower left-hand section of the Start Menu. How can I keep that from happening? It’s easy to delete, but I would rather it didn’t appear in the first place.

A.  As is frequently the case, one person’s “feature” is another person’s “annoyance.” What you describe is considered a feature of Windows XP that makes it easy for you to return to recently used programs. You can, however, disable it by right-clicking a blank spot on your Taskbar, then selecting Properties. In the “Taskbar and Start Menu Properties" window, click the Start Menu tab > Customize... button > General tab.

Near the center you will see the Programs section and a box in which you can adjust the number of programs that appear on the Start Menu. Click the down arrow until the number is zero to prevent any programs from being displayed. Click OK > OK to save your changes and exit.


Q.  First, I would like to thank you for writing your weekly newsletter. It’s excellent and I never fail to learn something every week. Okay, now to business: Is it possible to have Microsoft Word automatically capitalize the first letter that appears after a colon?

A. Word does not have the ability to do that on its own, but with a little fancy keyboarding, you can create a work-around to perform that task. What you need to do is set up an AutoCorrect entry to replace any occurrence of a colon, with a colon-period combination.

Then, as you are typing, when you type a colon followed by a space, Word will automatically change it to a colon followed by a period and a space. Word's AutoCorrect feature, thinking that the next letter, after the space, is the first letter of a sentence, will capitalize it. When you have completed your document, perform one quick Find and Replace (CTRL + F) to change the colon-period combo back to a colon.

While I’m all for automation, sometimes it’s just as easy to do things the old-fashioned way, so I’d tend to manually capitalize a word, unless it was something that came up frequently. I figure if it was good enough for my old Smith Corona, it’s good enough for my high-falooting computing.  


Q.  When I try to create a Desktop shortcut to a Web site, it says one already exists, but I can’t see it. Do you have any suggestions, Mr. M?

A. You can view a list of all the items on your Desktop by clicking Start > Run, type “desktop” (without the quotes) and click OK. As an alternative, right-click a blank area of the Desktop and select Arrange Icons By > Auto Arrange. All icons will snap to a pre-configured grid pattern, revealing any icons that might have slithered out of view. If you’re using Windows Vista, right-click a blank area of the Desktop and select View to get to your Auto Arrange options. Regardless of the method deployed, you will then be able to see any existing shortcuts.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month

Guess the Show Name
This is a goofy-yet-quasi-entertaining site in which your task is to think of the name of a TV show or movie, then answer a series of “Yes” or “No” questions. The ultimate objective is for the site to guess the name of the show or movie that you have in mind.
www.guessthename.com

How Stuff Works
Have you ever wondered if flour can explode, or how a car’s differential works, or what makes your refrigerator cold? Me neither, but this is a fun site that’s chock full of information. Did you ever wonder what the derivation of “chock full” is? Theories abound, though one popular theory suggests that “chock" relates to the word “choke” and that the phrase derives from "choke full," or "full to the point of choking." (Who would have thought this column would be educational, too?)
www.howstuffworks.com

Recipe Converter
If you have a favorite recipe that serves six or eight people, and you want to scale it up or down to serve one or two or ten or 20, the Recipe Converter will get the job done. Simply fill out the online form by entering your conversion factor, such as .5 to cut a recipe in half, or 1.5 to multiply it by one-and-a-half, and the ingredients. After revamping your recipe, if you want to save the results, either print the page or click File > Save As to save it to your hard drive or other location.  
http://tinyurl.com/e3jwk

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Ask Mr. Modem! – February 2009     
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Prevent Scrolling Excel Headings

Q.  I am building a large Excel address file and I want to know how I can make the column headings (Name, Address, Email, etc.) appear on each page. Right now they only appear on the first page.  Also, isn’t there also some way to keep the column headings visible, so they never scroll off the screen? Thanks, Mr. M.


A.  Click File > Page Setup, and go to the Sheet tab. In the “Rows to Repeat at Top” field, enter 1:1, assuming your column headings are in Row 1, and click OK. This will ensure that Row 1 is at the top of every printed page.

To keep your headings visible (again, assuming your headings appear in Row 1), click to select cell A2 (yes, A2, not A1), then click Window > Freeze Panes. Once selected, you can scroll through your spreadsheet and your column headings will remain within view at all times.


Q.  How can I select the file types that my Windows Media Player will play?

A.  Open Windows Media Player (WMP) by going to Start > Progarms > Windows Media Player. Click Tools > Options > File Types tab. Select the check box next to the file type(s) that you want to open automatically using WMP, such as .WMA, .WMV, .MP3, MIDI. If you want to use WMP as your exclusive media player, click the Select All button to choose all file types. Click OK to save your changes and exit.


Q.  When I visit Web sites using Internet Explorer, a small screen pops up stating a line error has been encountered. It asks if I want to debug it. If I click “No,” the pop-up disappears, but it comes back. If I click “Yes,” it goes to a debugging page of some type, but I don't know what to do from there. How can I get rid of this?


A.  If you disable the debugging function, you won’t encounter those pesky pop-ups in the future. The debugging function is intended for programmers and developers, so by disabling it you won’t be adversely affecting your computing life. To turn it off, click Tools > Internet Options > Advanced. Scroll down to the Browsing section and remove the check marks beside “Disable script debugging (Internet Explorer),” “Disable script debugging (Other),” and “Display a notification about every script error.” Finish up by clicking Apply > OK, close then reopen IE, and you should be all set.


Wanted: Positive Customer Service Experiences

I’m working on an article about the ethereal concept of customer service. Examples of abysmal service abound, but if you have had an outstanding experience with customer service—it need not be related to computing or tech support—tell me about it. Be sure to include the name of the company, what your call (or email) concerned, and what you most appreciated, or what most impressed you, about the service you received.

Published submissions will be edited, so don't be concerned about grammar, punctuation or spelling. If your submission is selected and approved for publication, you will receive a copy of the published work. (What, you were expecting cash?) Please send your experience(s) to me at MrModem@mrmodem.com. Thanks very much.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month

Little Known Facts Show
This family-friendly site features short stories and vignettes about Americana. The site includes fun facts about American presidents, inventions, silly-but-real laws, amusing town names, and trivia fans without a life can read a new “Little Known Facts” story every day. These stories are similar to Paul Harvey’s world-renowned “The Rest of the Story” feature.
www.littleknownfactsshow.com

Plot-O-Matic
Have you ever sat in a movie theater, robotically consuming a $27 tub of popcorn and thinking to yourself, “I can write a better movie than this drivel”? Judging from what’s passing for entertainment these days, you probably could. In fact, it’s even easier than you might think. Using the Plot-O-Matic (patent pending), select your characters and the plot elements you would like to include in your movie. When you're satisfied with your choices, click “Lights! Camera! Action!”
http://tinyurl.com/6n42xd

Unusual Hotels
As its name implies, this is the place to turn if you’re seeking non-traditional hotels. Perhaps you have mole-like tendencies and would like to stay underground, or inside an igloo, in a tree, or even underwater? If so, you’ll find the opportunity here. Categories include Art Galleries, Lighthouses, Underground Caves, and even Prisons. Yes, for $150/night you can stay in a fabulous Turkish Prison. See, dreams do come true! Hotels are rated on a scale ranging from “Different” to “Wow,” though I’m surprised there isn’t a “Get-me-out-of-here!” category.
www.unusualhotelsoftheworld.com/

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Top 20 Internet Videos

Q.  I replaced my old printer with a new one. Now, when I try to print, my computer still thinks the old printer is the one to use. My new printer was installed properly and I can see it listed, but how do I make sure that is the printer my computer uses?


A. You need to tell your computer which printer is your default, meaning the printer it should use whenever it receives a print command. To do this, click Start > Settings > Printers. You'll see your old and new printer icons displayed. Right-click the printer that you want to establish as your default printer, which in this case is your new printer.

On the menu that appears, click to place a check mark next to Set Printer as Default, then close the Printers window. Your new printer will spring to life the next time you have something to print.


Q.  I bought a new keyboard that I’m not used to, so I keep hitting the CAPS LOCK key accidentally. I know there is a way to make the computer beep when I do that, but I can’t remember how that’s done. Can you help, Mr. M?

A.  The ToggleKeys feature is what you’re looking for and you can find it by going to Control Panel > Accessibility Options. On the Keyboard tab, place a check mark beside Use ToggleKeys. Windows will emit a high-pitched sound when the CAPS LOCK is enabled, which is not unlike the sound I make when I discover that I’ve BEEN TYPING IN ALL CAPS. It will emit a lower-pitched beep when it is turned off. The same holds true for the NUM LOCK and SCROLL LOCK keys, though nobody ever uses the SCROLL LOCK key.

If you’re using Windows Vista, go to your Control Panel, then click Ease of Access > Make the Keyboard Easier to Use. Place a check mark beside Turn on ToggleKeys. 


Q.  Sometimes when I'm trying to install software, I get a message that tells me to disable my anti-virus protection first. Following your recommendation, I’m using the free Moon Secure (Beta) (http://tinyurl.com/5n2fs7) anti-virus, but I can’t figure out how to temporarily disable it. I love your newsletter. I always learn something new.

A.  You can temporarily disable any anti-virus program by right-clicking its little icon in the System Tray, located in the lower right-hand corner of your screen. From the menu that appears, click Exit or Quit. Other programs may use the word Close or Stop or Disable, but the ‘Net effect is the same. 

There may be an additional prompt that asks you to confirm your action. When the anti-virus icon disappears from the System Tray, your anti-virus program is disabled. You can start it again via Start > Programs and launch it manually, or restart your computer to reactivate it. 


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


Musicovery: Mood Radio
A novel, interactive site that plays music based on the mood of the user. Click the site's graphical iPod-like console that features two mood scales that range from “Energetic” to “Calm” vertically, and “Dark” to “Positive” horizontally. No “Surly” or “Hostile,” so I was out of luck. Click to include or exclude specific genres of music, plot a point along the timeline from the 1950s to the 2000s, then sit back and listen. Hint: There is nothing like a snappy, toe-tapping Gregorian chant to brighten up one’s day.
www.musicovery.com

Vaudeville!
Vaudeville represents the true beginning of popular American entertainment, long before Britney came along and ruined everything. Don’t believe the vicious rumors that vaudeville is dead; it can still entertain you on the virtual stage today, thanks to this tribute site. Here you can read about the amazing acts, savvy showmen, bold entrepreneurs, and the entire history of the vaudeville movement. If you prefer, sit back, relax, and listen to recordings of sketches and songs, or watch videos of vintage acts. Historical minutia: The word “vaudeville” comes from the French Chanson du vau de Vire or “Song of the Vale of Vire,” a valley near Calvados, France, noted for satirical folk songs. (I’ll bet you didn’t know this was going to be so educational. I apologize. It won’t happen again.)
http://tinyurl.com/3xd74y

Viral Video Chart
No need to search Google Video (http://video.google.com) and YouTube (www.youtube.com) for the best videos, when you can view the cream of the video crop from one location. Think of this as a digital-age version of the "Top 20 Countdown," a daily listing of the top 20 Internet videos.
www.viralvideochart.com

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2008

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Is Skipping OK, okay?

Q. When I change settings, at the bottom of the screen it has the OK and APPLY buttons. I always click APPLY, then OK, but when I skip APPLY and just click OK, it seems to do exactly the same thing. Can I save a step and just click OK without clicking APPLY?

A. Depending what you're doing, there may be a valid reason to use APPLY versus OK, or both in concert, so let’s take a look at what each button does: APPLY saves any changes you make without closing the dialog box or window.  So you would click APPLY and not click OK if you make changes and need to make additional changes on the same screen. Clicking OK saves any changes and closes the dialog box, so you would click OK if you're making one change and then want to exit.

Most people click APPLY > OK out of habit, as a two-step operation to save and exit, but technically, it's not always necessary -- again, depending what you're doing at the time. 


Q.  I’ve been to the AVG Web site, but I can’t find the free version you’re always talking about.  They must have it pretty well hidden.  Can you point me to it, Mr. M?

A.  The free version of AVG AntiVvirus continues to be my favorite anti-virus program. It automatically updates daily, has a scheduler so you can run full system scans in the middle of then night, and you can’t beat the price. Most vendors do tend to hide their freebies, and the good folks at AVG are no exception, but you’ll find the free version located at http://tinyurl.com/yo9npk. A paid version is also available, and you’ll find a features comparison of the free versus paid versions on the site, as well.


Q.  Can you explain the difference between “Read Only,” “Hidden,” and “Archive” options for files?


A.  When you right-click a file and select Properties, near the bottom of the Properties dialog box you’ll see the Attributes section. The items you refer to are three check-box flags or what are called file attributes that describe various characteristics of a file. Technically, it’s a bit more complicated than that, but for our purposes, and so my head doesn’t explode, I'm going to keep this as simple as possible.

The Read-Only attribute, as its name implies, causes a file to be "read-only," meaning that you can view it, but you cannot edit or delete it.

The Hidden attribute causes a file to be invisible under certain circumstances, such as when lists of files are displayed or when there’s a full moon.  For example, there are certain files within Windows that most of us have no business using, so those are typically hidden.  No good can come from most of us tinkering with hidden files, so to protect us from ourselves, Microsoft designates certain files as “hidden.” System files are generally hidden files, as are files that are critical to the performance and operation of Windows.

The Archive attribute was created by Microsoft to allow developers to quickly determine whether a file requires a backup (archive) copy.  The Archive attribute is established whenever an existing file is either overwritten or modified. The idea, in general, is to signal a backup program that a certain file needs to be backed up. A backup program may not know to save a new or modified file without the addition of the Archive attribute.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


APA Help Center
At varying times, many people experience some form of depression, anxiety, or other psychological challenge(s). The American Psychological Association's Web site provides useful links to help us learn about dealing with anxiety and stress, practice techniques for healing our bodies with our minds, and when additional assistance is warranted, locate a therapist.
http://tinyurl.com/3yljbu

Worst Jobs in History
The Web site behind the U.K. television show “The Worst Jobs in History,” which explores the most miserable professions of the past 2000 years. If you think you’ve got it rough, think of laborers during the free-spirited Middle Ages or the swinging Victorian era. Good times, indeed. Each job is described in humorous and occasionally shocking detail. Fuller, Bog-Iron Hunter, Wattle-and-Daub Applier -- they’re all here.
http://tinyurl.com/2tmf5c

Virtual Vaudeville
Take an entertaining trip back to the 19th Century, where the past meets the future thanks to the convergence of nostalgia and technology. There are many fun features on the site, the highlight of which is the Virtual Vaudeville Live Performance Simulation System. Sounds like a party to me! Learn all about the development and production of this concept, which preserves online live theater for future generations to experience and enjoy.
www.virtualvaudeville.com

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Ask Mr. Modem! – March 2008     
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Dell’s Dilemma

Q.  I heard that some Dell laptops have defective batteries that have been recalled. How do I know if I’ve got one of them in my computer, and if so, what do I do?


A.  First of all, though the recall involves more than four million batteries, according to Dell, there have only been six reported cases of “overheating” that resulted in property damage, but no injuries. (I suspect the term “overheating” is being used in the same manner that a physician says, “You may feel some slight discomfort,” just before the searing pain begins.)

This battery problem stems from flaws in the production of lithium-ion batteries made by Sony and used in Dell’s Latitude, Inspiron, XPS, and Precision mobile workstation notebooks that shipped between April 1, 2004 and July 18, 2006.  

To determine if you have one of the batteries in question, other than the ability to toast marshmallows over your keyboard, go to the Dell Battery Return Program Web site (www.dellbatteryprogram.com) and enter the 20-digit ID number located on your battery. If your battery is a candidate for free replacement, you’ll be directed to an online request form. You can also call 866-342-0011.

If you do have one of the batteries in question, it is recommended that you remove the battery and use the computer exclusively on AC power until you receive your replacement.


Q.  I’m having trouble printing ZIP Codes that begin with a zero in Excel. My spreadsheet displays zeros in the ZIP Code column, but when printed, it drops the zeros every time. Can you help?

A.  Excel is doing what it normally does in this instance, and that’s dropping the leading zero because it’s assuming that the ZIP Code is an actual number. Since 1 and 01 have the same numerical value, Excel thinks its doing you a big favor by dropping the “unnecessary” zero.

This is easily resolved by instructing Excel that your ZIP Code column is not comprised of arbitrary numerals, but rather that those numbers are ZIP Codes. To do this, first highlight the entire column by clicking the letter at the top of the column, then click Format > Cells > Number tab. 

In the Category section, scroll down and select Special, then ZIP Code from the Type section, followed by OK. Your ZIP Codes should now print correctly, with no disappearing digits.


Q.  When removing programs and the question appears, “Do you want to remove a shared file?” should I answer “Yes” or “No”?

A: Shared files display the extension .DLL, which means they’re Dynamic Linked Library files. That’s just a high-falootin’ way to let you know that the file in question is possibly being used by one or more other programs. For example, a word processor and spreadsheet may share a .DLL file, so removing a shared file may cause one or more programs to function improperly.

Removing a shared file can also result in an “XYZ file cannot be found” error message. If that appears, it’s usually because the missing file was removed when a shared file was deleted as the result of uninstalling another program.

If you’re asked if you want to delete a shared file, just say “No.” It won’t hurt anything to leave the file alone, and it’s better to err on the side of caution rather than risk accidentally disabling another application. 


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month

eLibs.com
Do you remember the wild and wacky Mad Libs books, which invited readers to provide words that were ultimately incorporated into a quasi-amusing story? Think of eLibs.com as the online equivalent of Mad Libs. If you fancy yourself as a writer, you can even try your hand at creating your own eLib, then share or inflict it upon others.
www.elibs.com

Free Information Society
Here you’ll find free MP3 downloads of historical speeches, interviews and other significant moments in audio history. Listen to Spiro Agnew waxing expansive about long-haired hippies, Mahatma Gandhi speaking about peace, Mr. Modem explaining quantum physics, or Amelia Earhart ruminating about flying. The site is divided into topical sections, so it’s easy to find just about any voice from the past.
http://tinyurl.com/266scl

Make Your Own Kaleidoscope
This site reminds me of the Beatles’ Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Such mind-blowing lyrics. Remember “The girl with colitis goes by”? They don’t write ‘em like that anymore. Copy and paste the URL to any .jpg file into the Image field, click the Load button, then hold down the left button while moving your mouse to enjoy the groovy kaleidoscopic images. Far out! It makes me feel like I had a hit of tofu. Man, that’s good veggie.  
http://tinyurl.com/2dywn4

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Create Your Own Newspaper

Q.  I’m a news junkie and though many sites permit me to customize the type of news I want, I was wondering if there is any way to pull together news from various sources so I can just go to one place and see my favorite news items?

A.  One of the oldest news sites on the Web is one that does permit you to do that in a clever way, and for free. The site is called CRAYON (www.crayon.net). The name is an acronym derived from CReAte Your Own Newspaper. After registering on the site, go to Your Paper’s Settings where you can name your publication, give it a motto, select the page layout, graphics, and then select your news sources from a vast array of publications, news media, by topic or other criteria. Once you’ve made and saved all your selections, log-in and click “Read My Paper.” It will be assembled and presented to you faster than you can holler, “Extry! Extry! Read all about it!” If you’re a news junkie, be sure to check out www.newser.com, also.


Q. When I click View > Details in a folder, is there any way I can keep that view so I don’t have to re-select the Details view again with the next folder?

A.  Theoretically, Windows will remember the View selected for each folder and will display it the same way each time the folder is opened. The operative word in the previous sentence is “theoretically.” Sometimes Windows remembers, sometimes Windows doesn’t. I can relate.

You can encourage Windows to remember your View settings by first configuring a folder the way you want it to appear. Then, go to the Control Panel > Folder Options > View tab. For versions of Windows prior to XP, look at the list of options in the Advanced Settings section and locate “Remember each folder's view Settings." Click to place a check mark in front of this option, then click Apply > OK to save and exit. XP users, click the “Apply to All Folders” button, followed by Apply > OK.

Vista users, go to the Control Panel > Appearance and Personalization > Folder Options > View tab and click the “Apply to Folders” button. A less click-intensive method with Vista is to click the Start button and in the “Start Search” field, type “folder options.” Click Folder Options when it appears as a search result and you’ll be transported to the Folder Options dialog box.


Q.  I’m divorced, but my married name appears in the From: field of email that I send using Outlook.  I can’t figure out how to change the name people see when I send messages. Can you help, Mr. M?

A.  You can easily change the name that identifies you as the sender. The process is the same for both Outlook and Outlook Express:  Click Tools > Accounts > Mail tab.  If you have more than one email address, you will see them displayed in a list.  If you only have one, it will be the only one displayed.  (When it comes to stating the obvious, you can count on Mr. Modem.)  

Click to select the account you want to change, then click the Properties button. The current name displayed on your email will appear in the Name: field, which you can edit to reflect your new name -- or old name, as the case may be. When you’re finished, click Apply > OK to save your changes.  


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


The American Roadside
This site is bumper-to-bumper full of entertaining roadside attractions, interesting destinations along scenic routes, and wonderful old “meat-loaf-and-taters” diners. Read articles, view the photo gallery, or buy books, t-shirts, and other American Roadside paraphernalia, all destined to end up in your junk drawer.
www.theamericanroadside.com

About Big Numbers
Have you ever wondered how big an octovigintillion is?  How about a tredecillion, or a quattuordecillion, or a million-jillion, or perhaps a penicillin?  There are so many big numbers here that you’ll have a splitting headache in no time.
http://tinyurl.com/yslq65

Brain Training
BrainMetrix advises us that when it comes to our neurons, “use ‘em or lose ‘em.” To help keep the ol’ brain cells stimulated, BrainMetrix provides an assortment of cerebral games and exercises that will keep our minds sharp for… for… well, perhaps it’s too late for me, but hopefully it won’t be for you.  Give your gray matter a vigorous workout by participating in any of a number of these mind-training exercises.
http://brainmetrix.com

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The Mouse in Your House: Laser or Optical?

Q.  When I attempt to enter some sites, I have to type some weird numbers or words that appear in a box.  The letters and numbers are so difficult to read, it usually takes me about three attempts before I get it right. I know it’s for security, but how does typing in those numbers actually help anything?


A. Those characters appear as an image, rather than plain text, in order to prevent what are called spambots (robotic programs), using a computer script, from copying and pasting those characters into the fill-in form. The numbers are distorted to prevent optical-character recognition software from reading them. Only the human eye can decipher the characters, thus ensuring that the site or service is only accessed by human beans (homosapiens legumous), not robotic programs.

Some sites offer an audio link that “speaks” the characters, which can then be typed into the form. The theory is the same, though, that only humans will be able to listen to the audio and type in the numbers correctly.


Q.  I was mouse shopping the other day and looked at both a laser mouse and an optical mouse. I bought the laser mouse, but now I’m not sure if I bought the right thing, so I’m turning to you, Mr. M:  What’s the difference between an optical mouse and a laser mouse, and is one better than the other?

A.  The difference between an optical mouse and a laser mouse is the light used to track movement. An optical mouse uses an LED (light-emitting diode), while a laser mouse uses a -- care to venture a guess?  That’s right, a laser. The more dots per inch (dpi) a mouse can track, the more sensitive and accurate it is. A typical optical mouse tracks between 400 and 800 dpi, while laser mice track more than 2,000 dpi.

Neither is really better; it all depends on your needs and preferences. Unless you're a gamer or a graphic artist with a need for super-precise movement, you'll probably find a 2,000 dpi laser mouse overly sensitive, but that’s the primary difference.  An optical mouse would have served your purposes very well, but you didn't purchase the "wrong" mouse unless you find its sensitivity to be excessive.  Many gaming mice (lasers) allow sensitivity adjustments so you can have precision when you need it, but can revert to 400 dpi or 800 dpi for regular mousing activities. Check the documentation or Help files in conjunction with your laser mouse to determine if you have that capability.  

Besides tracking speeds, laser mice work on nearly every surface, where optical mice may occasionally experience difficulty tracking on black or shiny surfaces. I use an optical mouse, but have never had a problem using it on any surface.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


Eli Stein Cartoons
For more than 50 years, Eli Stein cartoons have graced the pages of many prestigious publications, including The Wall Street Journal, The National Law Journal, Barron’s, Better Homes and Gardens, Good Housekeeping, The Saturday Evening Post, King Features Syndicate, Modern Maturity, National Enquirer, Woman’s World, and National Review, just to name-drop a few. Cartoons are categorized by decade (beginning in the 1950’s), publication or topic. And if the brilliance of his cartoons isn’t enough, Mr. Stein’s insightful, humorous comments and recollections accompany many of his works. 
www.elisteincartoons.com

OR Live
This site was launched approximately eight years ago as a way for physicians and surgeons to bone up on new techniques by logging on to watch their peers perform various surgeries. Recently, the site has been attracting many patients who, understandably, are also curious about procedures. Categories of surgeries include Cardiovascular, OB-GYN, Orthopedics, Pediatrics, and other specialties. Most videos require RealPlayer, but you’ll be prompted if your system is lacking the necessary program to view a given procedure.  
www.or-live.com

Pets on the Go
Do you like to travel with your pet? If so, this site is the definitive guide for information and links to more than 30,000 pet-friendly hotels, inns, B&Bs, and private rentals. The “Tips for Trips” section provides some great information if you’re planning to fly with Fido, cruise with Kitty, or surf with Sushi. (Okay, okay, I couldn’t think of anything else.)
http://petsonthego.com

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Save Data With Proper Windows Shut Down


Q.  What is the reason for exiting out of programs before shutting down my computer? What happens if I don’t?

A.  Unless you enjoy living on the digital edge, exiting out of programs permits each program to shut down in a specifically designated manner, which includes saving your data and tidying up before closing. 

For example, many programs create temporary files while being used. These files are deleted during the course of the program’s shut-down process. Some programs that contain a “Deleted Items” or “Trash” folder will empty these folders upon closing, as well. 

If you fail to close programs before shutting down your PC, it may, under certain circumstances, result in the loss of data, so it’s always best to close programs first.

For the most part, Windows will automatically close open programs as part of the overall shut-down process. If Windows isn’t shut down properly—for example, if you press the power button on your computer or (gasp!) yank the plug out of the wall—the next time you start your computer, it will run through a series of additional tests to verify the integrity of your data, as well as take a look around to be sure everything is functioning properly. 

All things considered, it’s best to shut down your system as Mr. Gates requests, via Start > Turn Off Computer. It only takes a couple of seconds, so better safe than sorry.


Q.  Is there any maximum length for an email address?

A.  A username (the first part of an address, before the @ sign) can be up to 64 characters, which is much less than the domain part, which can be 255 characters. That means the total maximum email address length can be a staggering 320 characters.  (Why characters would be staggering is unknown.)

A 320-character email address would (320) be unbelievably annoying to anybody who has to manually type the address. To understand just how lengthy that would be, this question and answer, up to the parenthetical (320) in the previous sentence, is 320 characters. 

Realistically, any email address that long is going to continually run into problems with mail servers and email programs. Even the Microsoft Access database only permits a maximum of 50 characters for an email field.

When it comes to Internet protocols, there is always a gap between what is permitted and what is supported.  Shorter email addresses are desirable for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that they’re easier to remember and use on a daily basis. 


Q.  How do I show more than one window when viewing Web sites?

A.  The specific steps for opening additional windows to view multiple Web sites or pages depends on your browser, but generally, CTRL + N will open a new browser Window. When the new window opens, type in or paste a Web site address and press Enter to navigate to another Web page. You can continue to press CTRL + N to open as many windows as you wish.

If you’re using Internet Explorer 7, Opera or the Firefox browser, press CTRL + T to open new tabs, within which you can navigate to additional sites.  


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month

Analytical Problems and Puzzles
The first thing you’ll have to do upon entering this site is choose your challenge: Lateral Thinking or Logic Problems. I was stumped right there.  Next, select a level of difficulty ranging from Very Easy to Very Difficult. These are excellent exercises for the brain, though my few remaining neurons didn't find the very easy ones to be particularly easy. Humbling? Yes; Easy? No. Here’s an example of a “very easy” question:  “How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?” Hint: You’ll find the answer in the Lateral Thinking section.
www.folj.com

Hard-to-Find 800 Numbers
If you have ever tried to find an 800 number for a product, service or company, you know the meaning of frustration. This site provides a comprehensive and convenient reference for that purpose. Interestingly enough, the most frequently sought 800 numbers, are for Amazon, eBay, PayPal, Yahoo, and Microsoft.  (I said it was interesting, not life-altering.)
www.hardtofind800numbers.com

Plot-O-Matic
Have you every watched a movie and thought to yourself, "I can write a better movie than this piece of predictable fluff"?  Well, you probably can. And it's easier than you might think. Just select the characters and plot elements you want to include in your movie, then click the “Lights! Camera! Action!” button.   
http://tinyurl.com/6n42xd


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“Help! My PC Won’t Start”

Q.  I recently moved my desktop computer. When I tried to start it, nothing happened. It won’t turn on. Any help would be appreciated, Mr. M.

A. First, remove then plug the power cord into the back of the computer. Make sure it’s inserted securely. Likewise, make sure it’s plugged into the AC or power strip or whatever your source of power is. Also, be sure that the outlet it is plugged into is functional. Try plugging in a lamp to confirm that it is. Do the same thing if you’re using a power strip or surge protector, just to be certain everything is functioning independently.

Next, check the back of the computer in the area where you plugged in the power cord.  Look for a switch with a little horizontal line on one end and a little circle on the other. The line means “On,” so make sure that it is turned on. It’s very easy, when moving a computer, to accidentally toggle that switch to the “Off” position.

If the power switch is on, and everything is plugged in securely, the electric outlet is working, as is any power strip or surge protector, and you still can’t start your PC, then it’s time to contact a reputable computer repair service and have them check it out. It may require something as simple as replacing the system’s power supply unit. 


Q.  Is there a way to configure Word so it will automatically leave two blank spaces after a period at the end of a sentence?

A.  Yes, you can do that, though one space after a period is the standard these days. Years ago, it was two spaces, but for most publications today, one space is preferred.

Microsoft Word does not provide an ATS (automatic two-space) setting, but you can configure Word's grammar checker to note any spacing anomalies. To do that, click Tools > Options > Spelling & Grammar tab > Settings button. Use the “Spaces required between sentences” drop-down list to establish how many spaces you would like between your sentences, followed by OK to close the Grammar Settings dialog box, then OK to close the Options dialog box.

The grammar checker will flag any sentences that do not conform to your spacing preference by displaying a green wavy underline. When you right-click that line, you’ll be able to correct the spacing for that occurrence.


Q.  I know this is probably a stupid question, but what does “URL” stand for?

A. First and foremost, there are never any stupid or silly questions here in Mr. Modemville. For most of us, Geekspeak is not our native tongue, so if you encounter a word and you’re just not sure what it means, “Ask Mr. Modem.”

Having said that, depending who you ask, URL stands for either “Uniform Resource Locator” or “Universal Resource Locator.” I was always a uniform kind of guy since my days in the Boy Scouts, so I prefer “Uniform Resource Locator.” A URL is the unique address of a resource on the Internet.  A “www” URL, commonly called a Web address, appears in the Address bar near the top of a Web browser.  For example, the full URL or Web address for my Web site is http://www.MrModem.com, though URLs are typically shortened to www.MrModem.com or even MrModem.com.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


Craftzine
A project-based, online magazine dedicated to do-it-yourself crafts. The Projects section gives crafting a modern makeover, mixing traditional art with modern elements such as technology, recycling, the use of creative materials, and toxic waste (just kidding). Lots of free information is available on the site, though visitors are encouraged to enter a paid subscription.  
www.craftzine.com

Historic Tale Construction Kit
Whether you are a history buff or just trying to look busy at work, this site lets you create your own story from the Middle Ages, complete with warriors, beasts, and shamans. When finished, you can submit it to the site so others can view it, or email it to annoy as many friends as possible. The process is a bit like writing your own comic strip in individual frames.
http://tinyurl.com/t3xe

New York Public Library Digital Gallery
You don’t have to live in the Big Apple to experience one of the most impressive libraries in the world. The New York Public Library Digital Gallery Web site provides visitors with free access to half a million digitized items from its collection. http://digitalgallery.nypl.org/nypldigital

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Ask Mr. Modem! – August 2008     
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Why Rebates Instead of Lower Prices? 


Q.  Why do hardware and software companies offer rebates instead of just selling a product at a lower price?

A.  Companies have various reasons for offering rebates, but in general, there are three primary motivations: First, the time between the purchase and the rebate can be several weeks, a period in which your money is in the company's possession, earning interest or working in other ways to its advantage.

Second, what better way for a company to obtain your personal information for subsequent contact or to sell to others than by offering you money in the form of a rebate?

Third, companies know that most people are busy or lazy (or both) and won't go to the trouble of cutting out a bar code or providing the requisite paperwork to obtain a rebate. In this way the company gets to attract purchasers by advertising a low price, and in many instances selling an item for a higher price, because the purchaser never applies for the rebate. What a deal!

You can avoid any unpleasant surprises by reading rebate offers carefully before sending them in. Somewhere within the fine print, any restrictions or limitations will be noted, such as the rebate being paid in Drachmas or Rupiahs, or the rebate being a coupon that can only be used to purchase merchandise from the same retailer. 


Q.  What’s the difference between 32-bit and 64-bit computing? When asked, should I get the 32-bit version of a software program or the 64-bit? I don’t have a clue. I love your weekly newsletter, Mr. M. Keep up the good work.

A.  Within your computer, there are many items that you won’t (mercifully) need to concern yourself with, and one of those items is called the data bus. A bus provides transportation, but instead of transporting people, this type of bus transports data within your computer. Basically, it connects memory to the rest of the system, including the processor.

A bit, by definition, is the smallest unit of data that a computer can recognize. At the risk of causing your eyes to glaze over, there are eight bits to one byte, and one byte equals one character, such as the letter “s” or the numeral “7”. A typical data bus is 32-bits wide, like a 32-lane highway, kinda-sorta. A 64-bit bus is twice as wide, so the system can move twice as much data. Being able to process more data results in a faster system—but only for specific purposes. You won’t notice any increased speed doing normal computing chores such as word processing, email, or viewing Web pages; noticeable speed increases primarily occur in the areas of graphics processing, math and scientific calculations, or what we in the biz refer to as “number crunching.”

Manufacturers are currently working on 64-bit processors that are faster, but with cooler operating temperatures. 64-bit is an up and coming technology, but there still isn’t a great deal of 64-bit software to choose from. For that reason, if you’re shopping for a new computer, I’d steer clear of 64-bit and stick with 32-bit, at least for the foreseeable future. When it comes to software, if you’re asked to select a 32- or 64-bit version, select the 32-bit. 


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month

Charity Navigator
Have you ever wondered where your money really goes when you donate it? Who hasn’t? The Charity Navigator evaluates the financial health of America’s largest charities. Be sure to visit their Top Ten Lists which include the “10 Best Charities,” as well as “10 Charities Routinely in the Red,” “10 Charities Stockpiling Your Money,” and “10 Charities in Deep Financial Trouble.”
www.charitynavigator.org

One-Stop Instant Messaging
Launched less than two years ago, today Meebo is used to transmit more than 90 million instant messages each day. Using Meebo, you can IM from anywhere, using any computer, and it doesn’t matter if your friends, children or grandchildren are using AIM, Yahoo!, MSN, Google Talk, ICQ, Jabber or just about any other instant messaging service. Meebo is entirely Web based, so there is nothing to download or install. Even better, it’s free.
www.meebo.com

The Why Files
The objective of this site is to explore the science, math and technology behind the daily news. Recent Why File stories include information about a molecule that cures alcoholism in rats (I had no idea they drank); a scientist who perpetrated the biggest scientific fraud since my father built my 7th grade Science Fair project, and an analysis of the Bird Flu pandemic situation.
http://whyfiles.org


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Ask Mr. Modem! – September 2008     
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Create Fill-In Forms with MS Word  

Q.  I do volunteer work and have to fill out lots of paper forms. Using Word, I tried to create a fill-in-the-blanks type of form, but when I try to type new data into my blank form, the lettering in each field moves to the right.  How can I get the form to stay in place so I can just add my new data to each field?


A.  With your Word document open, look at the bottom of your screen to the narrow status bar. This status bar tells you what page you are on, how many pages there are in the document, etc. 

Near the middle of the status bar there is a small section with the letters REC TRK EXT OVR, which usually appear faint or “grayed out.” "OVR" stands for “overwrite,” which is a mode that will replace existing text, as you type, instead of having your new text shove existing text to the right. You want to be in OVR mode when entering your new data into the form you created. There are three ways to enable the Overwrite function: You can double-click the grayed out “OVR” box, which will cause the letters to become dark, indicating it is enabled. Double-click it again to disable it. 

As an alternative, press the "INSert" key on your keyboard, usually located near the "DELete" key. Press the INSert key a second time to toggle the Overwrite function off.

Lastly, from the main Word toolbar, click Tools > Options > Edit tab. In the Editing Options section, click to clear the “Overtype mode" check box. Click OK to save your changes.


Q.  I’ve read a lot about computer viruses, worms and Trojans. Are they all the same thing and if not, what differences are there between the three? Thanks, Mr. M.

A.  Besides the spelling (insert rimshot here), a computer virus is a potentially damaging program that can destroy data or alter the way a computer performs. Once a virus takes up residence, it can spread throughout a system, infecting other files and potentially damaging the operating system itself.

A worm is a program that repeatedly copies itself and while similar to a virus, the primary difference is that a virus uses an executable file to spread. A worm is a self-replicating file and typically sends (via email) copies of itself to other computers and gobbles up a lot of bandwidth in the process, not to mention infecting many other systems.

A Trojan horse is a program that hides within another program. Though it looks like a legitimate program, its purpose is to trick a user into launching it, which will then infect the computer. A specific action usually triggers a Trojan horse, but unlike viruses and worms, Trojan horses do not replicate or copy themselves.  


Q.  Whenever I insert any sort of device (flash drive, back-up device, or CD) into my notebook computer, a box pops up stating, “Windows can perform the same action each time you insert a disk or connect a device of this kind.” Is there a way to turn off this feature?

A.  Go to My Computer, right-click the device's icon (flash drive, back-up device, etc.), select Properties > AutoPlay tab. You'll see where you can select the default action to perform in whatever manner you prefer. For example, if it’s a CD, you’ll probably want to select “Play”. 

After making your selection, look at the bottom of the Properties window and you'll see a check box for "Prompt me each time to choose an action." Remove the check mark, then click Apply > OK, restart your computer, and you'll be all set. 


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month

Cute Core  
Unbelievably cute things, including lots of pictures of fuzzy animals, mostly rabbits, kittens and puppies. Awwwwww….
www.cutecore.com

TelePixie
A free service that provides wake-up calls, reminders, stock and weather alerts, and just about anything else you could possibly want, including a Joke-of-the-Day. Because the service is free, each call you receive will be accompanied by a “short ad.” If your idea of a perfect morning includes being awakened by a ringing phone and listening to an advertisement, then you won’t want to miss this service.
www.telepixie.com

Vector Ball
If you’re seeking a three-dimensional cerebral exerciser -- and who isn’t -- you won’t want to miss Vector Ball, also known as CurveBall. Created by Cognitive Labs for Mind, Body, and Cognition, use your mouse pointer as a paddle and left-click to serve the ball. I got a nosebleed within the first 30 seconds, took a Dramamine after a minute, and paramedics were on scene shortly thereafter. Press “Replay” to play again, and again, and again.  
http://tinyurl.com/y769rz

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Shrink Photos for Emailing

Q.  I’ve got a math-related question, Mr. M: I have a 1GB external drive with 16 pictures on it. I right-clicked the drive’s icon in My Computer, selected Properties, and it shows that there is 752KB of used space and 959MB of free space. How many of the same size photos can I fit in the remaining free space?

A. Mr. Modem had to hose off his trusty, rusty slide rule for this one, so let’s break it down: If you have 16 photos that consume 752KB (kilobytes) of space, that's an average of 47KB per photo. (That’s right, 752 divided by 16). 959MB (megabytes) equals 959,000KB. So if we divide 959,000KB by 47KB per photo, we learn that 20,404 photos can be placed on the remaining 959MB of free space, give or take. As an added bonus, if you convert 20,000 photos to a slide show presentation and display each slide for five seconds, you’ll have 277 hours, or more than 11 days of nonstop, family vacation slides. Be sure to invite your neighbors. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled. 


Q. How can I shrink photos? Sometimes the pictures people send me are too large and I’d like to reduce them down to something smaller. Thanks, Mr. M.

A.  You can easily resize images to make them a more manageable size for emailing, Web posting, or other purposes online, without having to purchase or download any graphic editing programs.  Simply go to the cleverly named ShrinkPictures.com Web site. You can reduce the size of images up to 6MB in size, in .jpg, .gif, or .png formats.


Q.  Thanks for your wonderfully helpful weekly newsletter, Mr. Modem.  Here’s my question:  I try and use ScanDisk and Defrag regularly.  Sometimes I run the defrag first and other times I run ScanDisk first.  Is it important to run ScanDisk before defragmenting or does it make any difference?

A.  Run ScanDisk first, for this reason: When you run ScanDisk, you are actually scanning the hard drive looking for surface errors or defects. If a bad sector on your hard drive is identified, ScanDisk will attempt to fix it, but in the event it cannot be fixed, that section of the drive will be isolated so that your computer will not attempt to save information to that defective area.

When you run Disk Defragmenter, your data is rearranged so that it is better organized which allows faster access to it. If you have a bad sector that it has not been isolated, data written to that area could be lost. Running ScanDisk before defrag will prevent this.

Note: ScanDisk is called Error Checking in Windows XP and Vista, and can be located by opening My Computer, then right-clicking the drive you want to check, which will usually be the Local Disk C: drive. Select Properties. On the Tools tab, under “Error-checking,” click the “Check Now” button. Under “Check disk options,” I always select “Automatically fix file system errors and “Scan for and attempt recovery of bad sectors.”  


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


The Pay Phone Project
Remember the good old days before cell phones, when you carried change in your pocket just in case you needed to stop and use a pay phone? (Yes, kids, there was a time when we didn’t have cell phones.) The Pay Phone Project is a quasi-nostalgic site that has photographs, news, personal stories, and phone numbers of telephone booths and pay phones worldwide, just in case you want to place a call. And who can forget Ma Bell’s tender words, “Please deposit another .20 for an additional three minutes.”
www.payphone-project.com

Rminder
With Rminder (somebody apparently forgot the “e”), you can receive voice and text reminders on your phone. A free account allows you to send eight reminders per month, with a weekly limit of two. As you upgrade your account, more reminders are allowed, up to a maximum of 60 reminders for $9 per month. Creating a reminder is as easy as typing what you want the reminder to say, scheduling the call, then entering the phone number. The phone will ring when scheduled, and you’ll hear the reminder that you created, thanks to text-to-speech technology.
www.rminder.com

Scopitones
For the scant few who may be unfamiliar with the Scopitone, it is essentially a film jukebox that was invented in France in the early 1960's. Here you'll find information about this TV/jukebox hybrid, including an interesting NPR article, “The Rise and Fall of the Scopitone Jukebox,” at http://tinyurl.com/pbyj5. On the site you can watch original Scopitone films and participate in an auction for a fully-functioning Scopitone! (Mrs. Modem doesn’t want it in the house, so I won’t be bidding.)
http://scopitones.blogs.com

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Where For Art Thou ScanDisk?

Q.  I’ve learned so much from your weekly newsletters, Mr. M., but now I have a question about Windows XP. When I was using Windows 98, I ran ScanDisk and Disk Defragmenter, but I can’t find them under XP. Can you help?

A.  Windows XP does not include the same ScanDisk function you came to know and love under Windows 98, but you’re not out of luck. Under XP, click My Computer then right-click the drive you want to Scan/Defrag (which will usually be the C: drive) and select Properties > Tools tab. (Note: In Windows Vista, click Start > Computer, right-click the C: drive, select Properties > Tools tab.)

In the Error Checking section, click the Check Now button. (Note: ScanDisk was renamed Error Checking in XP. Why? Because we were all comfortable with its old name, of course.)

A small window will appear with two options: To automatically fix file system errors and to scan for and detect problems with the hard drive. I recommend that you select both. Click the Start button and ScanDisk will run. When it finishes, go back and click the Defragment Now button to defragment your hard drive.  

Depending on the condition and size of your drive, it can take several hours to complete these tasks, so I’d suggest running them when you’re finished working on your computer for the day, so you’re not using your computer for any other purpose at the time. You want Windows to devote its full and undivided attention to the task at hand.

Note: Always run ScanDisk (Error Checking) before Disk Defragmenter, not in the reverse order.  It’s important to check for and fix drive errors before tidying up the data on your drive, which is Disk Defragmenter’s primary function.


Q.  Can you tell me how I can view my email in Outlook Express by date received? For some reason new email is scattered throughout and the only way I can view it is by isolating the last seven days. Thanks, Mr. M.


A.  In all Windows programs, what appears at the top of each column can be clicked to sort the contents of the column. Column headings in the Outlook Express Inbox include From, Subject, Received, among others, so click the word “Received” as it appears at the top of that column and your messages will be sorted by date. Click it again to sort in reverse order. Try it with the Received column, then the From column and Subject.  By using the sorting capabilities of columns, you can speed up the process of finding just about anything, plus it’s fun—in a geeky kind of way.


Q.  Is there an easy way to delete all the email in my Sent folder at one time, without having to delete messages one at a time?


A.  Yes, there sure is, and this method works in all Windows programs for deleting multiple messages or files: Hold down the SHIFT key and click to select the first message, then scroll down to the last message and click that. This will highlight all messages in between. Note: If the messages you want to delete are not located next to each other, use the CTRL key instead of the SHIFT key, select just the messages you want to delete, then right-click and select Delete. Presto, deleto!


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month

It’s Your Turn
If you like online games, you won’t want to miss this site. Here you’ll find chess, backgammon, Jamble (a word game), checkers, and more than 60 other games. All moves are retained on the site’s server, so if one game doesn’t give you a headache, you can play five or 10 games at once, which will surely make your head explode. You can play solo, compete with others, or play games with friends, each making moves whenever it’s convenient. A fast and simple site registration is required. You can play for free or upgrade to an optional paid membership.
www.itsyourturn.com

The Complete Review
This is a well-organized, easy-to-search repository of more than 2100 book reviews. It includes editors’ picks and bestseller lists by year. Also covered are new releases, foreign books and links to related sites.
http://tinyurl.com/dr6dh

Photography Initiative
The Smithsonian Photography Initiative provides access to approximately 13 million images housed within the 700 collections that comprise the museum's enormous photography archive. When you arrive on the site, be sure to "Enter the Frame," where you can search for images from 19 different Smithsonian museums using pre-defined keywords or your own, create photo sequences, and even ‘tag’ your favorite photos for future viewing.
http://photography.si.edu

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Check Email with IE 7

Q.  I upgraded to Internet Explorer 7, but now I can’t find the button I used in IE 6 to get my email. Can you help?

A.  When you start Internet Explorer 7, the Mail toolbar button is absent by default. Why Microsoft elected to configure it in this manner is anybody’s guess, but it’s easy enough to add. On the right side of the IE7 menu bar, click Tools > Toolbars and if Lock the Toolbars is checked, remove the check mark.

If that window rudely closes on you, as it is inclined to do, click Tools > Toolbars > Customize. Under Available Toolbar Buttons, click to select Read Mail, press the Add -> button, then Close.

On the Menu bar, drag the vertical separator to the left so you can see all the toolbar items. While still on the Menu bar, again at the far right, click Tools > Toolbars and place a check mark beside Lock the Toolbars.


Q.  In a previous issue of your weekly newsletter—which I love, by the way—you said that it’s okay to run two anti-spyware programs. Is it better to run two anti-spyware programs or is one adequate? Keep up the good work.


A.  I only run one anti-spyware program, that being PC Tools’ Spyware Doctor
(http://www.pctools.com/spyware-doctor). I haven't found it necessary to deploy two anti-spyware programs, but I also make it a point to use programs that are less susceptible to spyware. For example, I don't use Internet Explorer, I use Firefox (www.mozilla.com/firefox) for my browser.

As long as you're using a mainstream anti-spyware program such as Spyware Doctor, AdAware, Spybot (and there are many others), and you’re keeping it updated, you should be fine.

On a related note, while it’s fine to have two anti-spyware programs, it is never a good idea to install two anti-virus programs. Because embedded virus code is used to identify viruses, two anti-virus programs may detect each other and the result can be false negatives or false positives, thus negating the effectiveness of both programs.

Because I’m so frequently asked what programs I use, I maintain a list of my favorite programs at http://tinyurl.com/6m5v9, which you are welcome to review at any time. I keep the list updated and include a brief profile of each program, as well as a link to its site should you be interested in obtaining additional information or downloading it. 


Q.  This is probably the dumbest question you ever answered, but what does it mean when an item is not configured? How do I configure something?

A. There are never any dumb questions here in Mr. Modemvillle, so you’ve come to the right place. To configure an item, within the context of computing, means to customize, personalize, or get it ready for use. The specific definition depends on the item being discussed.

For example, if you install an email program such as Eudora or Thunderbird, what you download isn't automatically set up to work with your Internet Service Provider (ISP). You have to go into the software's settings and enter information such as your ISP’s mail server addresses, which will instruct the program where to look for your email and how to retrieve it, plus your username and password. Once the software is configured in that manner, you can then use it to send and receive email.


Mr. Modem’s DME (Don’t Miss ‘Em) Sites of the Month


100 Words You Should Know  
The editors of The American Heritage College Dictionary have compiled a list of 100 words every high school graduate should know. Yeah, right. Everything from abjure to ziggurat are on the “must know” list.
http://tinyurl.com/f4z5

Internet Archive
Best known as “The Way Back Machine,” this is an archive of Web sites that dates back to 1996. It also serves as an enormous repository (85 billion pages, give or take a few) for more than 175,000 books, 2900 recorded concerts, and 1100 full-length movies. The entire archive consists of more than 2PB (petabytes) of data. (A petabyte equals one million gigabytes).  
www.archive.org

World Rulers
Pop quiz! Who is running Turkmenistan these days? No, silly, it’s not Kaikhaziz Sardarovich Atabayev. Where have you been? It’s Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov.
Okay, I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself: Who was King of Burundi during the swinging ‘60s? That’s right, it was Mwambutsa Bangilicenge. Good job! This site is a terrific online resource that lists the heads of state and government, de facto leaders, presidents, and dictators of all the countries and territories of the world, dating back to 1700. 
http://rulers.org

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